sidewalk clam

(noun) A large loogie that one spits on a sidewalk/road.

Arthur was feeling sick and yacked up a sidwalk clam on my front porch.

by LeeBoy December 22, 2004

sidewalk rape

Any instance where the sidewalk (or street, stairs, curb, etc.) has its way with you - usually just after attempting a trick. Sometimes the sidewalk rape occurs because of a clumsy move, but it's always better to blame the offense on trying to defy gravity than simply succumbing to it.

Whoa, man, Lexi tried a 720 but got sidewalk raped instead!

by HockeyHead June 2, 2008

sidechatted

Forgetting what you were doing because you were too busy using an online chat service

"I was gonna sell that stock but I got sidechatted"

by PlainJane4life June 16, 2009

Sidewalk Fan

A person who cheers for a team but knows absolutely nothing about the team. They claim to know everything about the sport because they play video games.

Look at that sidewalk fan, he's never even been to a game.

by entrthedragn September 11, 2009

sidewalk fag

Someone who walks or bikes on the friggin street in traffic when there is a sidewalk right next to them. Usually a term yelled while driving.

"Get on the sidewalk fag!"

by beccaandconnie January 2, 2009

sidewalk

No such thing, it is a pavement

I can't be bothered to say the word pavement any more

by Matt March 4, 2005

Sidewalk Sissy

One who participates in homosexual activities and attempts to hide it .

"John stop grabbing my butt in the locker room you sidewalk sissy"

by Big G from the G March 23, 2017