shitcock

v. To leave shit on another's cock after after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

"That old bastard tricked me. He didn't have his enema today and shitcocked me after I came in his ass!"

by Igglepud January 14, 2010

ShitCoin

A new physical currency established in February 2020. One two-ply sheet is equal to one shitcoin, and these coins come in rolls, just like traditional coins.

I bought me Adidas trackie from Sports Direct, cost me half a ShitCoin roll, innit.

by molynda March 9, 2020

Shitcoin

What Bitcoin will be remembered as after the flash-crash run occurs following a massive realization that it’s worthless.

See that guy over there in the refrigerator box? Lost everything in the shitcoin crash of 2018.

by bustapost April 21, 2018

avatarless shitcock licker

of or resembling a moloney

If he wasn't such an avatarless shitcock licker, he'd get with the program liike everyone else.

by rocksalt johnson April 28, 2006

sitcomically

adverb: how something would logically make sense if your life was a sitcom

"So your roommate seems very normal and mine has several face piercings and guages."
"Well, sitcomically that means I'll be the one who ends up traumatized."

by NickOfTheWorld August 25, 2014

Shitcoins

You think it would mean shitty bitcoin but it actually is referring to those pennies.

The Canadian government stopped making shitcoins because it was too expensive.

by ashmadallah May 11, 2015

sitcomic

A comic (including variations such as web-comics) that resemble a sitcom. Typically include story-lines of varying lengths, without the laugh-a-minute style of traditional comics.

a: "Eugh. This comic is so boring. It only has one little joke in it and the story lasts all week."
b: "Dude, that's a sitcomic."

by seawolf_uk July 9, 2010