shittage

The act of shitting on somebody, or watching somebody get shit on; see owned, ownage.

BackLash experiences shittage a lot, being that he is a complete retard with a keyboard.

by hybrid July 6, 2004

Shitasaurus Rex

A shitasaurus Rex is a huge,life crushing, life changeing,shitty thing to happen to you.

You: Man, i've already spent so much on this wedding and her ring. I sure hope she says yes.
Trey: Your not gonna want to hear this, but josh said he fucked her last night and has been for a wile.
You: Well this is a huge Shitasaurus Rex.

by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010

Shittake

1. The take of shitting, such as spit-take, only shitting on accident.

2. Sharting

3. An accident

Baby Lisa just did a shittake.

I was so scared I might have had a shittake.

by Thegeniouswhomadethisword November 6, 2009

Shittalking

The act of talking, or being talked to on the shitter.

Let me finish shitting then I'll talk to you
God I am not a big fan of shittalking

by Richard Ashley December 25, 2007

Shittastic

The fantastic feeling you have after taking a shit.

I just took a huge dump and i feel shittastic.

by Becks January 1, 2003

Shittarette

The worst kind of Cigarette. Brands like Pall Mall, GT One, and Basic earn the title of Shittarette.

Jacob: Hey Matt throw me a Pall Mall!

Matt: Huh?

Matt: Oh wait! You must mean "Matt throw me a Shittarette!"

by Dr. Lawls March 19, 2009

shitstache

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.

my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.

by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009