shant

The opposite of bant, should be said when someone has made a shit joke. It is effectively shit banter.

Wow Misha that is shant

by harr1_d March 13, 2019

Shant

Shant means a pint or a alcoholic bev

‘Fancy a shant?’

‘Aw go on then ya dosser’

by Beansontoast3009 July 29, 2020

Shants

Pants that can be zipped off and turn into shorts. Generally pronounced in an English accent

The weather keeps bloody changin', good thing I wore shants today!

by A guy who knows these things July 8, 2021

Shants

They are not short enough to be called shorts, but they are not long enough to be called pants. They are right in the middle where the "shants" hang below the knee cap.

Dude, what kind of shorts are those

Those are shorts, man, they are too long to be shorts; them thangs are Shants.

by Shants Lover July 18, 2022

Shant

Slang term for alcohol, normally a pint

"I really fancy a shant after work, you up for it Dave?"

by pompey bangers March 15, 2024

Shanted

A person who has drank a vast quantity of alcoholic beverages and is unable to communicate coherently.

Danny arrived at Gatwick after the flight shanted, because he had consumed a high number of beers and spirits at the airport before departure but also on the plane as well.

by anonymous June 25, 2024

Shants

Short for "Shirt Pants." Pants that can be considered to be both a shirt and pants because they are worn so high.

Can also work for "mom jeans" as they are also worn high.

Steve Urkel wears shants with his rainbow suspenders.

by shantz February 13, 2013