Shane is one of the best nicest people you could ever meet, you'd be lucky to have a friend like him. He's chill asl and he's one of the most understanding people and will go out of his way to help anyone at all with their mental health. Like he'll pull all-nighters in case people need him and if someone needs someone to talk to he'll stop everything he's doing to make sure they're okay. He's got grey blue eyes and messy dark brown hair, and he loves to wear sweatshirts, sweaters, and especially beanies. He's very selfless and puts all of his friends before him, he has an amazing smile and loves music. he might not realize it but everyone he knows loves him very much, just no one says it. Shane is the most caring friend you could ever meet and he has a very bright future.
Shane is the best :)
by hesthebest:) February 2, 2023
Get the Shanemug. by Faggot cunt March 23, 2022
Get the Shanemug. a great friend and sweet boyfriend. he cares about others and is always there for others. SUPER funny and loves when ppl laugh at his jokes. hes also really good looking, he has grey-blue eyes and light brown hair. if know a shane, your lucky, he’s a keeper<3
person1: who’s that super funny guy in our math class?
person2: oh that’s shane
person 1: oohhh that makes sense, shane’s are the best
person2: oh that’s shane
person 1: oohhh that makes sense, shane’s are the best
by umhiigidk October 3, 2021
Get the Shanemug. A pastey white bitch. Who has no pipe and fucks with ugly dirty toed girls. And monkey faced bitches.
Nick: Hey, look at that fat bitch! Id never go out with her!
Fahiem: Aye i heard shanes pullin her on myspace.
Walt: Yeah shanes a queer.
Fahiem: Aye i heard shanes pullin her on myspace.
Walt: Yeah shanes a queer.
by KameronPotts February 8, 2009
Get the Shanemug. Shanes are often very sweet. They like sharpies, especially rainbow packs. They look awesome in skinny jeans. They date girls with the same haircut as them. You can always trust them with your life. If you ever have the chance to date or be friends with one, never let them go. They are one of the most amazing people that you will ever meet.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.
by NiggerLegs0925 April 19, 2009
Get the Shanemug. a noun. A Caucasian male who does not take pride in his life, career, outer image, and overall hygiene. Shanes are indigenous to rural areas, some cities, trailer parks, mountains, and personal vehicles. Shanes are usually attracted to public parks, Walmart's, zoos, flea markets, and anywhere else with discount prices.
See "Deliverance" or ShaneSpotter for videos and pictures.
See "Deliverance" or ShaneSpotter for videos and pictures.
Guy 1: Hey, you see the Shane that just pulled into the parking lot?
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
by planeview December 4, 2009
Get the Shanemug. A caucasian male who live by sucking the blood of virgin cows and eating used steroid syringes. He occasionally skates, wrestles bears, and fucks baby goats.
by oopsasa May 13, 2016
Get the Shanemug.