Semis

The word that comes up on t9 phones when the word "penis" is intended to be typed.

I got a text from Benjy that says, "I put my semis in her butt."

by Danielwritesstuff January 14, 2009

Sevie

A seventh grader. Sevies are always so immature and have their total sevie moments.

Anne: jeahkjklahjfkjsdfhaikjfasdh HEE HAWWWW
Lily: Wow you're such a sevie, Anne.

by wise.grasshopper August 24, 2009

seiser

Word made up by Craig, in scrabble. When he meant to type Seizure, but cannot spell.

An example is not required in this case

by Craig January 22, 2005

seisure

Another spelling of seizure. Wikipedia says: A seizure is a temporary abnormal electro-physiologic phenomena of the brain, resulting in abnormal synchronization of electrical neuronal activity. It can manifest as an alteration in mental state, tonic or clonic movements, convulsions, and various other psychic symptoms (such as déjà vu or jamais vu). It is caused by a temporary abnormal electrical activity of a group of brain cells. The medical syndrome of recurrent, unprovoked seizures is termed epilepsy, but some seizures may occur in people who do not have epilepsy.

"She said,
Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!
I said, 'I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt' (Let go!)
'Would you calm down you're startin to scare me'"
Eminem - Mushrooms lyrics (My Fault)

by Greg Goenczi September 6, 2007

seris

shorter way to say "Seriously"

"Seris, Bitch, I'm on my way to DQ!"

by Mercades March 2, 2008

Seismic salad toss

The act of BBW women bouncing her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.

Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"

by GenralGrave July 8, 2015

senis 6:66

i like satans fat cock

Have you heard of senis 6:66?

by red3058 June 18, 2020