by LordNomad May 12, 2011
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by ConairSV June 28, 2010
Get the Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin mug.When you feel so embarrassed for someone else's actions that you feel the embarrassment for yourself as well.
Stefanie is singing loudly in Portuguese! I feel second hand embarrassment... I can't be in the same room right now.
by arisames December 6, 2009
Get the Second Hand Embarrassment mug.When your IQ lowers due to an encounter with an individual who is low in intelligence, also can be referred to as "second hand autism".
"God I think I got second hand retardation after talking to that dumbass!"
"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"
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by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 30, 2017
Get the Second Hand Retardation mug.The audible pollution emanating from cheap, poorly fitted earbuds, such as the free buds doled out from Apple. Victims of second hand tunes are forced to listen to the distorted treble range of tunes typically in venues where quiet is the social norm (public transit, cafes, libraries).
When Ken and I took our seats on the train, we quickly realized we were the victims of second hand tunes pouring out of Tank's cranium.
by dbader October 10, 2008
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by Alalalalalex August 6, 2007
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