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secondhand lovers

A phrase that means to Masterbate or Jerk off.
My mom walked in and caught me under the covers with secondhand lovers.
by supernovasandbrains February 22, 2019
mugGet the secondhand loversmug.

secondhand slop

The act of receiving a handy, lubricated with the spit of someone who just gave sloppy top to someone else. E.g. She blows guy one; guy two is given a handjob with her spit off of guy one’s cock.
“hey bro! did you get top from Amanda last night at the party?”
“no. she blew David last night, but he was nice enough to give me secondhand slop so at least i got that going for me.”
by bigb00tyr3dhead January 22, 2024
mugGet the secondhand slopmug.

secondhand yawn

when someone yawns and your body feels the need to yawn too.
"bro stop giving secondhand yawn"
by trixxietreats January 19, 2021
mugGet the secondhand yawnmug.

secondhand audio

Audio heard through somebody else's microphone in a voice chat which comes from another set of speakers.
Chad is browsing TikTok again and we keep hearing his secondhand audio.
by severalfactualinconveniences January 8, 2021
mugGet the secondhand audiomug.

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