Laziness Surcharge Fee

The price one pays for choosing laziness over work, despite the savings.

"A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."

by Nitebred March 24, 2009

I’Scorcha

To masturbate

Daimane o phela a i’scorcha

by Korobelamathouzand January 22, 2020

iggy and scorch

A nerdy , inventive goblin riding atop a lava spitting dinosaur

Iggy and scorch work well together.

by Jewishpizza August 9, 2017

scorched

basically high as fuck to the point that you shit yourself and dont care

FUCK!! im scorched this is good shit

by jdewitt97 May 19, 2010

scorcho

female cum; vaginal secretion

I was fuckin some bitch and some scorcho seeped out of her taco and onto my burrito.

by Bryan Cruz January 24, 2004

scorched earth

a woman who has razor burn on her downstairs.

That woman had a bad case of scorched earth.

by Justin and Mickey May 1, 2008

scorch

Universal Word, often used after a dis. Used often (and poularized) by Daniel (Last Name Omitted By Author). Extremely annoying and pointless. Said in a stupid voice. Commonly used in Seattle. DO NOT SAY UNLESS IN EMERGENCY...

I may be sort of annoying, but at least I'm not a metro emo! Scorch!

by Brewer...no, not beer/coffee, name... April 27, 2006