Scrote Pony

Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.

Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail

Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.

Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?

Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.

Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look

(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)

by buffalomagic June 4, 2010

Scrote Check

1. Any place where whipped males check in their sex organs before being dragged into a romantic comedy, ie. "When Harry Met Sally", "You've Got Mail", "Hope Floats", "Made of Honor", etc. by their clingy girlfriends. 2. A coat check for testicles.

Dude: Stacy and I have tickets to an advance screening of the "Sex and the City" movie.

Friend: Wow. That's gonna hurt.

Dude: Not to worry. They have a scrote check at the theater so my balls won't go numb.

by JKooks May 11, 2008

Scrote Dumpling

When a man folds the skin of his scrotum over his penis, covering the penis completely.

Hey ladies, want to feast on my scrote dumpling?

by professor Bananas June 7, 2010

scrote token

any inordinate object provided to one in place of their scrotum

John lost his balls and accompanying skin sack in an unfortunate pogo stick accident. He now uses a kush ball as his scrote token...ask him to see it, its neat!

by Unkel Remus October 20, 2011

scrote-munch

someone who gives blowjobs

That girl over there sure is a scrote-munch.

by Ren Walker123 December 2, 2010

Scrote Throat

When it is so damn cold out it feels as though your scrotum has receded up into your throat.

Steve: Holy Christ is it cold outside! My ball sack is so small it's as though I'm a women!
Anthony: Sounds like you got a bad case of Scrote Throat.

by AmbroseBurnside September 20, 2010

Scrote Tote

A fanny pack, when worn in front, over the scrotum, instead of in back, over the fanny.

He keeps his wallet and keys in his scrote tote.

by Stun13 August 13, 2014