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Screen Door On A Battleship

the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine
Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork
by lasalle bro October 6, 2010
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off screen

Unbelievable, Way real, Awesome, Truth, Good, Incredable.
Adam: " This place sux. Rember that garden we once lived in?"
Eve:"yeah. That was off screen".
by Szymn. M August 4, 2006
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Smoke-Screen

Act of covering up information or attempting to hide intentions by conversation or an action.

The act of Smoke-Screening is mostly done to lead error of conduct, thought, or judgment. Performed by conversation or statement to mislead the victim away for the actual indecent or plans.
e.g 1.Did u call that chick from last night?
yeah she gave me the wrong number..
HAHA you got Smoke-Screened br0!

e.g 2. Hey been looking 4 u do u have that cash u owe me!?

yeah i just gotta go 2 the bank..
U best not be tryin to Screen me!
by w3st0nb0i August 14, 2009
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Screen Looker

a person who is playing a video game with you and is constantly looking at your screen to see your position
he always knew where i was because he was a dirty screen looker
by yesnoyes March 13, 2010
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white screen of death

A type of test pattern that appeared on a lot of VHS tapes before the mid-1990s. It consists of a white screen accompanied by an endless tone. If VHS tapes did not have this, they would either have static, a black screen with red numbers and a phone dialing noise, or a multicolored pattern.
Man, that white screen of death that came out of nowhere at the end of my VHS tape scared da hell outta me so much I wanted to run outta da room.
by Danny Palmer July 27, 2007
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Screen Time

A terrible feature that takes away kids/teens happiness and freedom.
Alexi: Wanna play roblox?
Stormi: Sorry dude I have Screen Time.
by rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn March 15, 2021
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natural screen

When smoking marijuana, a piece of the nug is broken off and squished flat. It is then placed at the bottom of the bowl to block the shake from getting sucked through, while still providing airflow.

Maximizes your weed.

Another tip is (if you see a trail of smoke coming from the bowl) to cap it and cut off oxygen so the cherry stops burning. Otherwise extra THC is burnt off and wasted.

The carb must be blocked for non-water pipes.
Hey don't suck that shit through I don't have a natural screen.

I'm glad I read about natural screens on urban dictionary cuz it's been saving me lots of sticky.
by notmyrealhandle April 26, 2011
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