Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.
Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.
by Mr. Wonderful Wonderful June 1, 2016
Get the Mobility Scootermug. The act of giving a girl anal sex while holding her hair with two hands in a handle bar position until she starts farting uncontrolably and sounds like a moped.
Did you hear casmo gave that bitch the Derka Scooter all night long then drove her home on his goped?
by Creature Mcgivins April 9, 2008
Get the derka scootermug. (extra credit to Dogfish)n. The remarkably quick method by which you get home after a night out on the piss, forcing you to remark you had an indelible mode of transport. (N.b. please also be aware of 'beer scooter with a puncture' which is a much slower form of transport, where you start out with speedy intentions; but spend the majority of the night dragging extra equipment attached to your legs)
by stouffer March 4, 2003
Get the beer scootermug. by Jeff Kings King May 10, 2008
Get the finger scootermug. Little kids that buy vans footwear to ride a scooter at parks and streets, and do dozens of tricks that are the same thing with a different name. (They are known to say "I do scooter tricks")
by MittensMemer May 21, 2015
Get the Scooter Kidmug. Scooter Fags mainly live on the eastern coast of Australia mainly in the far north of Queensland and have slicked back hair and go to the skate park everyday after school with their scooter fag buddies and think they're top shit.
Scooter Fag 1: Oi bro wanna go to skate park today after school I got a sick new razor deck it's Hella lit broooo *slicks hair*
Scooter Fag 2: awww yea bro it's gonna be proper sick lad.
Normal lad 1: Look at them two faggots sucking each other off
Normal lad 2: Fucking scooter fags I fucking hate em.
Scooter Fag 2: awww yea bro it's gonna be proper sick lad.
Normal lad 1: Look at them two faggots sucking each other off
Normal lad 2: Fucking scooter fags I fucking hate em.
by Birdss August 5, 2018
Get the scooter fagsmug. A person so obese that they can no longer walk, and must instead travel everywhere on an electric scooter.
Man, I almost got run over by a scooter whale at Safeway last night! That bitch needs to go on a diet.
by lydia340 June 25, 2010
Get the Scooter Whalemug.