Schmede

The shortened form of "social media," as made popular on the Dare Daniel Podcast. By using "schmede" instead of "social media," you will in fact save time, which means a savings of energy. It's an ecofriendly term that frees up your thumbs and voice to focus on more pressing matters.

You can find us on all your favorite schmede apps.
Follow us on schmede.
Crosspromote on all schmede.

by ProfessorHorror September 1, 2020

schmeeve

the perfect name for a hairless cat.

Wow I love my cat schmeeve.

by papadixx November 30, 2020

Schmeer

Fucking stupendous “speed, crank, crystal” blessed by the noble Satan himself

Gee a gram of schmeer, get on the schmeer mate

by Lunarids February 1, 2021

Schmeen

A schmol cute boy of the feline variety.

Schmeen is so cute he deserves extra treats.

by Tankblazer March 22, 2022

Schmergle

A word you use to describe something when you can’t remember the right word.

Put the schmergle in the burgle.

by TheBoneOfMalone July 5, 2022

Schmeeper

Quirky and mischievous creatures that dwell in the deepest recesses of the imagination. Resembling a cross between a fluffy bunny and a mischievous imp, schmeepers are known for their ability to create delightful chaos and bring unexpected joy to those who encounter them. They are masters of mischief, often found rearranging objects, leaving whimsical surprises, and playing harmless pranks. Legend has it that if you catch a schmeeper in the act, you'll be blessed with good luck and an everlasting sense of wonder. While schmeepers may be elusive and hard to spot, their presence can be felt in moments of childlike delight and unexplained serendipity.

Catch that schmeeper before it steals your shoe!

by Zephyr Nightshade May 19, 2023

schmeeb

The female breast, singular.

"Dude, check out the schmeebs on that one."

by JohnnyProphet December 24, 2004