Schlapped

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

schlank

a person who is a disturbance or interruption to society

he is such a schlank.

by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025

schlank

a person who is a slight disturbance and interruption to society

can be viewed as a slur

bro he is such a schlank

by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025

Schlunkensmack

When someone hits you with the most obvious truth that you somehow missed — like a mental slap sent straight from the universe.
Usually followed by you saying, “Damn… you right,” and staring into space for 3–5 business minutes.

“Bruh told me my situationship ain’t a relationship. That Schlunkensmack took me OUT.”

by boimans December 1, 2025