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Gator Sausage

When a girl is on her period and you are forced to have anal sex then you give her the gator sausage.
Dave: Hey Gary did you get birthday sex last night?
Gary: No. Becca was on her period so I had to give her the gator sausage.
by Gator Gary June 2, 2015
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Muff Sausage

1.) It's like muff cabbage except it involves the penis.

2.) A muff filled with sausage.

3.) A hairy pelvic area where you can't see anything except a giant sausage emerging from the tangled muff jungle. If lucky you might see some of the wild life crawling on it.
That guido had the best muff sausage i have ever given head to. The crotch monkeys were swinging away.
by raging GTL December 7, 2010
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Sausage Monster

Somebody that has had a serious motorcycle accident and so has had skin, limbs and scalp ripped away from them, so they resemble a sausage monster, this term was first used by Hunter S Thompson during the 1970's
Since the crash she has resembled a sausage with eyes, a sausage monster with only stumps where limbs had been, with burnt cumberland complexion and about as much hair as a fish
by Dr Jack Pays January 28, 2009
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Sausage Rocket

The midnight flight between McMurray and Toronto, which is almost always full of guys. Much like a sausage party.
Murray and Bruce quite enjoyed taking the ol' sausage rocket.
by sausage rocket express December 5, 2012
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Sausage Fest

When the number of males in an environment overwhelmingly exceeds the amount of females present.
This party is a total sausage fest! Let's call Sarah and have her bring some of her girlfriends over.
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hide the sausage

If you are playing "Hide the Sausage", you are having sex, another version is "Spear the bearded clam".
"Want to play a game of hide the sausage?"
by Kitty Girl May 17, 2005
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Wobbly Sausage

This is a synonym for a large, double ended dildo. It is typically used when one of your young children discovers your dildo stash and is so young and innocent that they think it is a play toy.

As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.
Child: mummy what is this new toy you got me? *shaking the dildo with joy*
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage
by Azbo The Great! March 21, 2017
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