Daddy sausage

What a daddy gives his teenage daughter after Mommy leaves for work.

That man got arrested after his daughter told her friends about getting daddy sausage for dinner one night.

by Fibbiemeister December 10, 2020

Muff Sausage

1.) It's like muff cabbage except it involves the penis.

2.) A muff filled with sausage.

3.) A hairy pelvic area where you can't see anything except a giant sausage emerging from the tangled muff jungle. If lucky you might see some of the wild life crawling on it.

That guido had the best muff sausage i have ever given head to. The crotch monkeys were swinging away.

by raging GTL December 7, 2010

Sausage Monster

Somebody that has had a serious motorcycle accident and so has had skin, limbs and scalp ripped away from them, so they resemble a sausage monster, this term was first used by Hunter S Thompson during the 1970's

Since the crash she has resembled a sausage with eyes, a sausage monster with only stumps where limbs had been, with burnt cumberland complexion and about as much hair as a fish

by Dr Jack Pays January 28, 2009

Sausage Rocket

The midnight flight between McMurray and Toronto, which is almost always full of guys. Much like a sausage party.

Murray and Bruce quite enjoyed taking the ol' sausage rocket.

by sausage rocket express December 5, 2012

Sausage Fest

When the number of males in an environment overwhelmingly exceeds the amount of females present.

This party is a total sausage fest! Let's call Sarah and have her bring some of her girlfriends over.

by World Renouned Dr. Anthony Brand April 2, 2003

hide the sausage

If you are playing "Hide the Sausage", you are having sex, another version is "Spear the bearded clam".

"Want to play a game of hide the sausage?"

by Kitty Girl May 17, 2005

Blackrod Sausage

Heterosexual Sexual at where the male freezes his own excretion before putting it into a condom. The male then uses the frozen shit baton to penetrate the female vagina.

Phase originated from the small Lancashire village.

"you get upto anything fruity last night?"

"Yea gave her a bit of Blackrod sausage."

by Merce1122 January 16, 2010