Saarika

The best friend anyone can have. Beautiful and talented in every way, and good at creating awkward silences and jokes.

Wow, Saarika is so smart and funny! I'm so glad she's my friend!

by lsdfreak January 20, 2013

Satanist

Free thinkers, people who can think for themselves and have faith within themselves instead of putting their lives into the hands of someone who no one knows if they really exsist.
They don't worship satan or god...or any higher power...they worship themselves...they believe they are their own god and that they are responsible for their own actions.

I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exsist!

by Meagen January 21, 2004

satanism

Satanism is very different from the worshipping of the Christian Satan, or demons. It's an atheistic philosophy of life, celebrating man's carnal instincts, and not to supress your indulgences. Anton Szandor LaVey was the first person to give this way of living a life, and he chose Satanism. If Satanism has nothing to do with the Devil or demons, why does it have the word Satan in it? Satan is a symbol for indulgence, for what other people perceive as "evil". We believe that man is God, so birthdays are the most important of the Satanic holidays. The other Satanic holidays are the Solstices, and Walpurgisnacht (Hallow's Eve). The symbol of Satanism is the pentagram, with the head of Baphomet in it. There are nine Satanic statements, and eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth. The Satanic Bible was released in 1966, written by LaVey. It contains the books of Satan, Lucifer, Belial, and others. As well, it contains the Thirteen Keys, translated by LaVey himself. So, in short, forget what people tell you about Satanism. It's not doing drugs, killing children, or sacrificing animals, it's a celebration of indulgence and man's body.

"dude, you worship the Devil!"
"no, I practice Satanism"
"same thing!"
"go read the Satanic Bible, you ignorant wretch of a human being"

by Satanic_Wrath November 17, 2006

Satanic Dump

Taking a massive dump on someones chest then lighting it on fire. You then savour the delicious smell and then begin to run your genitalia in it.

CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT!!

Ryan Bosch of Lee, NH burned his penis skin off by giving his friend Jay Garrity a Satanic Dump.

by Felipe November 27, 2004

Satanic Bible

Written by Anton LaVey; philosophy book of the Church of Satan.

I follow the Satanic Bible.

by Kain May 9, 2004

Samari

The best person someone could ask for. You can't help but love even if she does mess up because she's nice and cute when she does. She's very talented and smart even though it doesn't always seem that way.

Mikayla: Don't you just love Samari?
Isaiah: How could I not? She's just so perfect

by YoursTrulyMiAmor May 26, 2017

satanic

Often related to Evil or Cruel when the religion isn't actually known or understood. It's not full of goat raping, animal killing, kiddy fiddling/killing or any sort of murdering unless an ADULT person actually deserves it.
This is because an adult person knows right from wrong, they know exactly what they are doing... If a person punches you, don't love thy enemy... Kick his fucking ass!!!

by Anonymous October 29, 2003