smashed pastie

the aftermath of a fucked pussy

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

by aliofwonderland October 8, 2015

Sasheesh

When you have bed head and are tired/hungover.

He Taylor you’re Sasheeshed.

by Chacken November 9, 2020

Smashed Rat

When one places his genitalia upon a shower screen door while lifting up the shaft, and pressing it firmly. Making the dick and balls looked like a rat that has been ran over.

It was so gross, he showed me the smashed rat in the shower last night.

by lilpac24 February 23, 2021

Sasheen

Sasheen is a wild person. She gives off extreme amount of Daddy vibes. She cries when she is mad. Not because you’ve upset her, but because she can’t kill you. This chick also so deeply kind. She will give the shirt off her back. Sasheen is misunderstood because of the genius this artsy bitch is…. Anywho All she ever wants is to walk through a forest and run into grandmother willow. She wants get down to business to defeat the Huns. Do not get in her way will she is hungry. The beast is unleashed when she is hangry. Throw the bitch some gardein chicken and she will he fine.

Also best tits ever.

Sasheen is hangry, watch out she is on a fucking rampage.

Sasheen is lookin like a whole daddy today, Meowswwww!
Dayyyyum did you see Sasheen new painting?! It was genius af!

Sasheen just dropped off some food because she knew I wasn’t feeling well, she is so kind.

by Lolita Tita November 24, 2021

Sashell

A very intelligent girl who is good at singing and good with kids very smart, shy, sometimes lazy,an very independent girl,good at cooking, loves listening to music loves online shopping and enjoys gospel music. She is a very sweet and caring girl who is determined to have a great future

Sashell is a very sweet and caring girl

by Sashsqsha February 8, 2022

sashida

A Japanese guy over 6ft and 280lb you would typically see Sashida’s in dark alleyways vigorously stroking their cock well simultaneously yelling in Hebrew “I CANT SIT DOWN BECAUSE OF MY HEMORRHOIDS”

Dude I was walking home yesterday and saw a group of Sashida’s looking at me

by Buff black guy eating at a BBQ February 14, 2022

graveyard smashed

The state of drunkenness achieved by young people on Halloween. Since alcoholic beverages are always abundant on this holiday and most people are either wearing enough clothes to cover their identity or not enough clothes to cover their undergarments, people always seem to get extra hammered.

The phrase plays off the second line of the chorus in the popular Halloween song 'The Monster Mash', "It was a graveyard smash".

Yeah man, that guy was graveyard SMASHED!

by jzux October 9, 2010