When you are having anal sex with a woman, while she is on her period, you stick a finger, or two, into her vagina, get them good and bloody, reach around and wipe them onto her upper lip.
by Cyrano515 October 03, 2017
A creature of ungodly talent and unparalleled conga skills. The best way to interact with this being is to yell out his name in surprise locations.
by Sgt. McBadass December 15, 2008
It is the same as Dirty Sanchez but on a woman that already has a moustache.
After having anal sex, the man gave the mustache woman a dirtiest sanchez.
After having anal sex, the man gave the mustache woman a dirtiest sanchez.
by smelldonut March 02, 2016
by k. pablo August 23, 2011
by jmwills718 February 23, 2009
Instead of using poo for the mustache, one ejaculates on a girls back, takes his finger, runs it through his cum and procedes to wipe it on her upper lip.
by SGTP February 05, 2007
Strickly for artisitic types and aficionados of Salvadore Dali. While inserting your penis into the rectum of another, carefully drop a stool in your left hand. Thereafter, with your right finger as a brush and your partner's back as a canvas, use the feces to paint a version of "The Persistence of Memory" a most famous Dali painting. With any excess stool, paint a handle-bar type fecal mustache on your partner, in honor of Dali. Very Surreal...
After a Boffo night at the Gala at the Uffici, I inserted my penis in the rectum of some unknown artist. Thereafter, I stooled in my hand and proceded to finger paint a most aromatic version of Dali's "Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized By the Horns of Her Own Chastity". Surreal, to say the least. A real Dali Sanchez.
by cool pluck September 25, 2010