samoan shakedown

When 5 black dudes shove their cocks in a white kids ass usually to steal his/her money

A geeky white guy says: why do u have your hands clutching your rectum
Faggy white kid responds: I tried to go to a party last night but they gave me a samoan shakedown in the back ally instead

by Swag killa doe May 30, 2014

Samod

Samod is a 96 year old cynical soul in the body of a gnome.

He is a sexy beast
He loves evening naps
He spends 50 minutes trying to shit KEYWORD trying.
He has a flute that everyone wants to play
He sits in his room broken hearted, where he came to shit but only farted.

It didn't used to exit only. There is only one samod in this world.

by Fluteplayer17 October 16, 2019

Samoa

A single word used to ask for additional helpings of food. Usage was so prominent throughout multiple generations, that an entire culture was built around a group of individuals that want "Samoa" food.

Man 1: Hey Fa'kele did you already eat?

Man 2: Yeah. But can I have Samoa?

by DR RELEVANT February 2, 2020

Samoan

A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. Samoans are known to be quite aggressive and ignorant at times. Their behavior is sometimes seen as erratic and similar to that of a savage (see caveman).

"Man, a Brave New World is right, Samoans are savages!"

by Siroma-bear September 13, 2004

samon

A young white child pretending to be African-American and tells lies to impress his internet pals.

Samon tells his internet buddies that he smokes weed and gets laid often.

by LlamaHunter. June 4, 2003

samoan

A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. They look Asian except with a larger nose, larger eyes, larger eyebrows, and a larger ass.
Generally a friendly people except in the United States.
They are one of the hardest people to knock out so go for the knees.

Simoans of Hawaii don't value protection from the United States.

by koehlerdus April 5, 2005

Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.

Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.

by Joey Orgler November 8, 2007