Rule 98 

If at first you don't succeed, kill the guy who did.

Jim: "He took my ex's virginity!"

Dave: 'Rule 98 him."

Rule 98 by Fros7bite December 7, 2009

Rule 69 

When the number 69 comes up in a conversation and then this conversation inevitably changes course towards a more sexual topic. In rare cases actual 69 has occurred.

Suzy, "Hey Jim did you see the game last night?"
Jim, "yeah Suzy the score was 54-69"
Suzy,"wanna fuck?"
Rule 69

Rule 69 by Durtman! July 31, 2012

Rule 15

Sex >>>>> Food > Porn > Everything else

"oh my god that girl is checking me out and she is SO HOT, but i'm going to eat a burger" FAIL(rule 15)

Rule 15 by Briick Castigliding January 27, 2009

Rule 65 

Rule 65 of the Internet:

Any use of the word "irony" on the internet is incorrect.

Person 1, posting on an internet forum: "Dude, you totally don't understand irony. Irony isn't just a simple coincidence, it's more than that. Way to go, Alanis."

Person 2: "I'm going to go ahead and invoke Rule 65 here."

Rule 65 by NotUncleMidriff December 22, 2010

Rule 109 

If you ever get banned online, it is never your fault. The site/game/service is always to blame.

"Dude, I've been banned from 109 sites! But it's clearly the sites' fault and not my own, I did nothing wrong!"

Rule 109

Rule 109 by Stratos862 February 6, 2021

rule 43 

You can find anything on the Internet if you are willing to look for it long enough.

Person A: Where the hell did you get all ten seasons of Friends?

Person B: Rule 43.

rule 43 by Henry Adams June 29, 2008

rule #34

1. There is porn of it. NO EXCEPTIONS
2. its probably on 4chan.org
3. Unless you do not want your childhood raped, do not challenge it. For it will win

What? theres no way that theres Sesame Street pr0n! EXECUTE RULE #34!! -anonymous on /b/

rule #34 by FBINinja July 29, 2008