Phrase used in polite company. Literal translation is "There's no fricking way I am going to have sex with your fat ugly ass." Used in conjunction with the horrendous phrases "You're a nice guy but..." and "It's not you, it's me."
While I appreciate that you've actually taken a bath for the first time since 1983, I just...don't want to ruin our friendship...
by Paul Wartenberg July 11, 2004
That is correct โ๐จ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ฎโ
by Cloudii.vss April 30, 2021
Ha ha ha - the background is everybody who ever had more than one friendship. The definition is that it is OVAH sucker, just like you knew it was but didn't want to admit it to yourself.
by Pitt Cairn July 11, 2004
As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008
When a slut/whore or nymphomaniac comes to a small town and fucks every avaliable man in a relatively short time, hence being given the title as the "town bicycle." (i.e.: everyone gets a ride),then leaves to move onto the next town or truck stop where the cycle continues. (apparently this phrase is used in country Australia)
Drunk: Hey mate! Where's that 2 bob whore that was around here yesterday?
Pub Owner: You poor bloke, you didn't get any?
Drunk:No?
Pub owner: That shiela already Fucked the Town down and shook her arse at the ruins
Pub Owner: You poor bloke, you didn't get any?
Drunk:No?
Pub owner: That shiela already Fucked the Town down and shook her arse at the ruins
by Boganwarrior June 18, 2006
The artful act of destroying your current life circumstances by avoiding your daily responsibilities for a momentary fleeting glimpse of what "the grass on the other side of the fence" looks like compared to your current life trajectory.
The web-dwelling hermit realized he was Ruining Away From Life suddenly while deep into an Urban Dictionary vocabulary session instead of facing his actual homework assignment, learning how to pronounce the word "trailer" properly, which was due literally three years ago.
by RalphhplaR August 25, 2022
Noun. Once commonly used to refer to a band based from Calexico, California. Consisting of a mediocre singer, two Jewish guitarists, and a drummer (the normal one). The word was lost for several years when it inexplicably rose again on the shirts. Since it was believed that the actual meaning of the word was lost, it was used to explain the state of being where one is completely embarrassed, but oblivious to the fact.
So me and her were at Elizabeth's party right? Well, me and her got bored, so we decided to go back to my place...and well she ended up giving me head completely naked on my drive way. I ended up cumming in her mouth, but that's not the great part, we went back to the party and we saw that one guy who likes her. So she walked up to him and gave him a kiss on the cheek. And I thought to myself "Mocos! He got bleu ruined!"
by Hopefully this name isnt taken February 5, 2008