Roommate Pizza

A pizza split directly in half, box and all, between two roommates

The roommate pizza truly embodies the roommate spirit of splitting everything right down the middle.

by RoomiePizza January 19, 2024

Roommate Roulette

The risky act of opening your room/residence without knocking and hoping to not find your roommate in the middle of a sexual act

Sam: *thinking* ‘my roommate stepped out I should be good for a quicky’
Darrel: *opens room door without knocking* brother eeewwhhh!!!!!!!! You have caused me to lose roommate roulette

by skinnybydefualt April 2, 2024

rotatesplain

To rotate an image in order to give a better perspective.

"Turn your phone sideways. You took the picture in portrait." "Did you just rotatesplain me?"

by Fr1day13 February 20, 2025

roommate

The person who shares the same Spotify account as you, often leading to shared playlists, musical disagreements, and the occasional cringe-worthy song choice.

I thought we were best friends until I found out my roommate was secretly adding their guilty pleasure songs to our shared Spotify account!

by Emotional Cruiser October 11, 2025

Fab Roommate-ola

aka "melissa", "pocahontas", "rock star", "vegetarian freak", this once-carniverous chica exhudes all that a bunkmate, suitemate, roommate, apartmentmate or housemate could ever want. she bakes, she vacuumes, she enjoys the fine delicacy that is adolescent television programming (funniest home videos, abc family, etc). sorry boys - while this is the same damsel once known for giving love a "bad name", this heartbreaker is currently off the market.

Sorry man, can't work late - got plans to hang with my fab roommate-ola.

by amy Q. January 17, 2008

The Roommate Game

Males only. There's really no way to win, but you lose when you see your roommate's dick.

"Yeah, he made me lose the roommate game."

by snorkel889 May 4, 2009

post roommate

when you finish your college years, and you have no place to live but back with your parents. only the best roommates you will ever have because they pay for your food, water, electricity, etc.

guy 1: dude, i love living on my own!

guy 2: i think its kind of hard, i barely make my ends meet

guy 3: yeah, i don't think ill be able to live on my own yet, so i decided to move in with some post roommates.

by sneektip June 26, 2010