by Someone in Roberts class June 18, 2018
Get the Robertmug. Noun
A slave, typically a midget, that is partially disabled. Closely resembles a 'psycho' from borderlands, but with an ugly ass face. and a missing eye. Most are Roberts typically persuaded by pouring anti-freeze into their empty eye socket.
A slave, typically a midget, that is partially disabled. Closely resembles a 'psycho' from borderlands, but with an ugly ass face. and a missing eye. Most are Roberts typically persuaded by pouring anti-freeze into their empty eye socket.
"My Robert was misbehaving the other day, so I had to pour anti-freeze into his socket, and then I skull-fucked him!"
by Unyielding_Codger1959 April 1, 2019
Get the Robertmug. An Extremly hot guy. Usually with dark hair and dark eyes. Sucks at lying and or acting. is talked about by peers and is often self obsorbed and overly confident.
did you see that hottie, he is such a robert.
oh my gosh a robert was staring at me today.
there were so many suckish roberts at the grammys who didn't win anything.
oh my gosh a robert was staring at me today.
there were so many suckish roberts at the grammys who didn't win anything.
by mr. nobody 6468 March 7, 2009
Get the Robert mug. He who just doesn't give a f@$k! Major grump, but only part of his charm! The bigger the ass he behaves like that day the sexier he becomes. He's neither ignorant or stupid, just poor mannered and a tad jaded with a lack of concern for how others perceive him. He exhumes great passion however and will give you his large penis in ways a girl can only dream of. Bad boy, but has his act together just the same.
by MisWit May 27, 2015
Get the Robertmug. by King smithy December 28, 2018
Get the Robertmug. We all know the gorgeous, dazzling, amazing, talented, awsome, cute, hottest, etc. actor Robert Pattinson.
Roberting means: thinking about Robert Pattinson or talking about him or searching Rob on the internet...
Roberting means: thinking about Robert Pattinson or talking about him or searching Rob on the internet...
Bella: Lia, what are you doing?
Lia: Well Bells, I'm looking at Rob's pics...( sigh)
Bella: ahaaa... so you're Roberting, AGAIN !
Lia: Well Bells, I'm looking at Rob's pics...( sigh)
Bella: ahaaa... so you're Roberting, AGAIN !
by HisGoldenEyesForever April 13, 2009
Get the Robertingmug. A wise-cracking, smart-talking, humorous, and quick-witted person who is the butt of jokes but secretly admired by all.
by cool cousin-in-law February 3, 2010
Get the Robertmug.