Robert

A 5’5, short bitch, who prefers to stalk rather than confront his bitches. His pathetic muscles complement his obsessive jim grind in the same way that Dennis’ dick displays his lack of testosterone. Tends to talk frequently about tearing up that albussy.

Person #1: Bro is being such a Robert right now, creeping up on girls and fapping to their vsco’s
Person #2: Factual information.

by Bigcatsmack123 June 25, 2022

Robert

The bisexual one, and most roberts end up becoming kidnappers or serial killers, but most likely kidnappers

Person 1: Yo, did u hear on the news?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Robert Marion just kidnapped 20 kids.

by EvoTheBum October 27, 2022

Robert

A pretty cool dog who likes to re eat his throw up

Peron: dude your dog is SUCH a robert

by BALLSBYOTCH November 2, 2022

Robert

Robert is a fat stinky boy who eats a lot, this name would be considered a fat peoples name and it certainly is.

Robert is such a loser, he ate all the food at the party.

by Queeflatifa May 22, 2019

Robert

A creeper a stalker and has low grades

Look at that Robert

by Feed nutz butz January 15, 2020

Robert

Another black dude with ah big dick that's gone eat that pussy and fuck you good

Robert ate my pussy and fucked the shit outta me

by Karatto December 19, 2016

Robert

Ugly and stupid boi who's never going to Oxford.

He tends to buy milk and dildos a lot. Also he smells.

I feel like a Robert today

by Mr. Jarvis November 10, 2017