Can't Get Right

adjective describing an individual who is constantly fucking up, causing fuck ups, or is always in the middle of a fucked up situation

noun-person who is constantly looking like Helen Keller dressed them

Man1: Dude there goes Cory again! Look at him.

Man2: Man, Cory is one can't get right mutha fucker.

by mjp917s November 20, 2010

say sike right now

that meme with the blue piranha plant from mario. basically, this is used when you hear news about something and you better hope this bitch ain't kidding.

also, these are usually combined with those time traveler memes on TikTok.

(this is not my original meme)

me: ughh fortnite sucks

time traveler: wait hold up 1 or 2?

me: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW.

by sana.sketches November 4, 2019

Smoke-Righteous

A person who is so angry with smokers and their habit, that they regularly confront smokers in a rude way.

The man came over to me in the bar and pointing his finger at me, told me to put out my cigarette. He could have asked nicely, but he was too “smoke-righteous”.

by Johntoo August 22, 2009

right off the rip bro

Right from the beginning

I just scored another point right off the rip bro. I am King of foos ball.

by Thm4754574 June 5, 2016

pow right in the kisser

A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".

One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!

by Doug March 12, 2004

Fuck her right in the pussy

Random command, usually uttered when it is completely irrelevant to the subject at hand.

The command is most commonly associated with a Northern Kentucky man named Fred, who looks like Billy Bob Thornton and Ted Nugent's Unabomber grandfather; a man who likes to impart his terse wisdom during local news interviews about trainwrecks, no fucks given.

BILLY: Gee whiz, Dad. I hope that Obamacare doesn't cause our health insurance premiums to go up!
DAD: Fuck her right in the pussy!

NEWS REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us more about the oil spill you witnessed?
JOE SIXPACK: I sure can! I was sitting on my front porch and fuck her right in the pussy!

WIFE: The Carters are having a barbecue on Saturday. Should we make potato salad or macaroni salad?
HUSBAND: Fuck her right in the pussy!

by Rainer Rose June 14, 2014

right-onism

1. Oppressive political correctness.
2. The tendency for activists to show excessive zeal in advocating their "righteous" causes, to the point of numbing their audience.

3. Jumping on the bandwagon of social movements in a lemming-like fashion.

There's been a relentless rise of right-onism since the '90s. Not to be confused with onanism, though functionally equivalent.

Man, I'm tired of being preached to by self-righteous vegans and environmentalists. They can take their right-onism and shove it.

After this Harvey Weinstein debacle, suddenly everyone's a feminist ! I'm sick of all this opportunistic right-onism.

by denumb October 26, 2017