response ability

one's ability to provide a satisfactory response when being directly addressed.

Miguel: So how are things going with Sarah?
Alex: Dude, she still hasn't replied to me from two nights ago on Skype.
Miguel: Damn! She's got poor response ability.
Alex: Yeah...

by cupids.bullseye May 17, 2014

Ams response

A ams response is where somebody gives a awnser to a image or text with a bland watered down message of 1 or 2 words stating the obvious of the text or image.

What a mood killer.

User: Wow look I finally got this new set of armor, it took me super long and tons of time to grind I even got this cute modification for my helmet!

(User sends photo of armor with a cat helmet)

Ams response: furry

by Idontmtknowm April 9, 2022

Personal Responsibility

A principle that the left utterly despises

The average leftist does not like Personal Responsibility because it forces them to get a job and not live off my tax dollars.

by EPICblogspot January 25, 2023

Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.

Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”

by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019

emergency response guidebook

A guidebook for first responders during the initial phase of a dangerous goods/ hazardous materials transportation incident.

Person1: Oh no that truck full of explosives is on fire
Person2: quickly grab your 2008 copy of emergency response guidebook

by That weird guy across the stre May 11, 2022

Authentic Factual Response Or Mischievous Challenge?

The British way of asking Truth Or Dare

Excuse me sir Authentic Factual Response Or Mischievous Challenge?
Hmm, Frivolous Challenge
Drink tea with copious levels of sugar
Ho Ho Ho

by Funny British Guy March 30, 2025

crisis response

US government sponsored branch that detains citizens reported to be mentally ill against their will for at least 72 hours. After diagnosed as mentally ill they keep tabs on you for the rest of your life whether on LRA(legally bound outpatient) or not.

Lucy pissed her parents off now all her actions are reported to crisis response

by skyeyedAlice March 9, 2009