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Rachael Ray

"Rachael Ray" is a slang term describing a woman with artificial, unabashed perkiness, an annoying voice and disproportionate physical attributes that, though unattractive in and of themselves, combine with the other factors in an unholy fashion to evoke the desire to bang her brains out anyway.

Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".
1) "Dude, I saw you out with that snotty bitch from work last night."

"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."

2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."

"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."
by Mr. Staypuf November 17, 2009
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Rachacated

A female who is rachet but sophisticated at the same time
"You are so rachacated, you sip the finest champagne in the club while twerking like a stripper"
by k1k1g March 21, 2013
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rachael twist

When you roll a 100 dollar bill so tight you can’t get it any tighter. You then snort cocaine through it.
Can you give that hundred a Rachael twist?
by Megabutcher November 22, 2017
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raichael

She is THE best friend in the world. Sometimes she has a feisty side but most of the time she is kind and sweet. She always cares for someone that cares for her. A little shy at first but once you get to know her really well, she's super funny and fun to be around. Shes super pretty too.
"i wish i could find myself a Raichael"

"Raichael, yea shes the BEST!"
by Somerandoperson October 8, 2018
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Raichael

Shes the BEST friend and person in the world. Shes pretty, nice, and funny. Shy at first but once u know her shes AMAZING. She listens to your problems and helps you which is above and beyond. She is amazing and turns any sad situation better. Shes superrr pretty. Overall, one of the best people you'll ever meet.
"Raichael? Yea shes the best!"
by Somerandoperson October 8, 2018
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Rapchaz

Rapchaz won the nba championship

Louis Rankin coined the term "rapchaz" after the Toronto Raptors defeated the Golden State Warriors in the 2019 nba finals.
by DrapednDripped October 14, 2019
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Rachael Zane

When a girl’s boyfriend is fake, normally capping about his life
Guy1: yo that girls peng

Guy2: yeah but she’s a total Rachael Zane
by C9 jible January 20, 2020
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