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free r kelly 

a phrase people say when a person wants to express his opinion which involves the rapper R kelly leaving jail
Mike: “what’s your opinion on the R kelly case?”

john:”man free R kelly he did nothing wrong”
free r kelly by z2spring August 1, 2023

Reverse R Kelly

When you let shawty shower you with her liquid during intercourse.
“Yo, you know Shaniqua gon’ give you that Reverse R Kelly”.
Reverse R Kelly by anonymous November 29, 2024

R. Kellying 

Verb:
The act of pee'ing on someone
Quick guys John is r. kellying Josh!
R. Kellying by Fortymileshigh October 26, 2017
Choking an underage girl while giving her anal.
Yo bro. Never pull an R Kelley. They'll shank you up real good in prison.
R Kelley by Jizz Blaster 69 February 25, 2019

a case of the R.Kellys 

An uncontrolable urge to urinate (piss) all over the underage cracked-out whore you brought back to your hotel room. There is also a 50% chance one of your assclown friends video tapes it.
I had this bitch back at my pad and I got a wicked case of the R.Kelly's (AKA Golden Shower) so I lit that skank up from my fire hose.
a case of the R.Kellys by Dianycis September 15, 2005
1. A young man with a large penis, the ability to attract large crowds of horny women and one who is unbearably witty. Usually a graduate from a good BUT NOT GREAT school like GWU, Syracuse etc...Enjoys pastimes like eating steal and pulling bitches. Doesn't play games... Ever.

2. The more symmetrical counterpart of R Kelly.

3. One who likes to fight when he drinks cheap vodka.
Guy 1: "Man that dude is jacked and I heard from Vivian that he was hung like a bear."

Guy 2: "Yeah maybe, but he went to that gay-white-University. Not like he ever uses it..."

Guy 1: "No but he seriously does--I've heard the girls are all on him ever minute of every day."

Guy 2: Wow a real 'R Kelley'.

R Kelley: *Punches Guy 2 in the face* "Murr Crismus!"
R Kelley by Murr crissmuss January 3, 2010