Pythonic

Adjective. In reference to an individuals phallus (penis) being extremely long and girthy. It may also in certain contexts refer to the penis being slimey or slippery (like a python) in texture due to reception of oral sex often.

Have you seen Atlas' penis?
No, but your girlfriends blowing him in the corner over there, if you'd like to do anything about that. It's kinda ruining my kids 7th birthday party.
I don't blame her and I'm not gonna interrupt . His dick is fucking pythonic, I'm tempted to join her.

by lArsenic Daniels December 22, 2020

pythagorean theorem

pain

me: "the pythagorean theorem hurts meh brain, i hate it"
random person: "but its useful-"
me: *death stare*

by Box Of Bingus April 21, 2021

python jerk

A sexual position where the man's testicles are inserted into the anus of his parter in lieu of anal beads.

Last night i put her face down and ass up and gave her the python jerk.

by Chew Skeeter July 21, 2023

milky python

Whenever a female has ejaculated on your "Python" and it looks like milk.

Jackson gave me a milky python last week. You know what they say, "It's not rape if you like!"

by RainbowTrout69 November 14, 2014

Morot i pyttipanna

"Carrot in hash" in swedish.

Having carrot in hash is a controversial subject in Sweden.

The original hash is potato and meat fried in a pan and usually has a fried egg on top. But some people prefer it with carrots.

Morot i pyttipanna är den bästa pyttipannan.

"Carrots in hash is the best hash."

by Morot i pyttipanna October 20, 2020

Shitting out pythons

A near-endless log of shit that travels out your anus that is very long, like a python

Just ate those sketchy sausages, and I'm shitting out pythons!

by ElephantShit1050 January 7, 2023

Python Scroggs

A person, usually a female, with an extreme aptitude for performing the act of felatio. The two part word derives from the surname Scroggs, reminiscent of the south Louisiana woman for whom the term originated, and the word python, used to compare the felatio-artist's jaw with that of a python, implying a prodigious ability to become unhinged for the purpose of taking more penis into the mouth.

Yeah, my mother is python scroggs, and yes, she gives incredible head.

by FranklinScroggs March 12, 2009