Pygmy Penis

A very small penis scaled in proportion to a very small person, usually it takes a significant amount of hunting through a thick black forest to find the Pygmy Penis.

You horrible little Pygmy Penis

by Hammerette March 21, 2017

peggy

a girl who is extremely sexy.
every guy wants her
a girl who is always willing to have sex with you if your hot
a girl who i am in love with
someone who is so hot and amazing
peggy is the nicest person you'll ever meet and want to hang out with, but you better snatch her up first, shes taken most of the time.
every guy dreams about her
amazing in bed and the best kisser

Ben "Did you see the new girl?"
Derek "Yes! Shes such a Peggy, i want her."
Ben "Get in line."

by iloveher<3forever December 8, 2010

Piggy Diving

The act of hooking up with, going home with, and/or having sex with an overweight, homely man/woman. Usually occurs around last call at bars, when alcohol has impaired one's judgement or severely lowered one's standards. Always leads to Morning Remorse. Occurs whenever someone's appetite for some ass exceeds their desire to conserve their reputation and self-esteem.

Did you see that chick John just left with?!
Ahh, who cares. We've all gone piggy diving once or twice.

by Danno Chuchiak July 20, 2008

piggy sniffles

A term used to describe the swine flu to children.

I'm sorry Vince, but Patrick can't come over to play today because he has the piggy sniffles.

by hobbeston1 May 2, 2009

Piggy Go Oink Oink

Did you know....that the piggy goes oink oink????

Hey josh i want a piggy go oink oink ice cream bar with cup

by idkdosomethingelse April 29, 2021

Peggy Bundy

a very sex craved woman who got married to al bundy a highschool football star turned shoesales man he and peggy got married and they had 2 kids and have a crazy family that act like it's home sweet hell. and she begs al for sex almost everynight.

peggy:AL!!! let's have sex!
AL:Thar She blows!

by Patrick Dron December 1, 2003

Peggy Hill Syndrome

A common syndrom of women and even some men that makes the subject feel infallible and that anything that they say or do is perfect in every way. Named for "Peggy Hill" of the FOX show "King of the Hill" who belives she is a genious and has never made a mistake and refuses to admit defeat in spite of being proved wrong. Symptomes include: obsessive cleaning, argumentation, constant additions of new house or family rules, the constant need to have the last word and the inability to mind ones own buisness, as well as other syndromes fitting to this line of attitude.

One who suffers from Peggy Hill Syndrome often will demand explinations of ones wherabouts and actions of the day, then begin to critisize the logic and reasoning behind the edcisions made during the day, leading into a long night of arguments, all of which are one sided. The syndrom is not the fault of the victom, more than it is of an overly strict upbrining and/or abusive youth.

by Shakleford, Rusty September 21, 2006