Pube Pudding

noun: the mixture of shit and pubes formed when the anal penetration of the recipient causes him/her to spray shit on the pubic area of the anal penetration provider. Finally, the anal penetration recipient strains the shit out of the anal penetration provider's pubes. The finished product in the anal penetration recipients mouth is PUBE PUDDING.

"Danny, is something the matter? You've barely touched your pube pudding."

by Colin Davis October 7, 2006

ass pudding

The next morning after anal sex, a mixture of semen and feces are found in your toilet bowl.

I fucked Linda real good last night, but she left a nice pile of ass pudding in my john.

by Garserdt March 30, 2010

Puddlejumper

A small prop-jet that is usually used to cover short distances but which also scares the shit out of you because of all the extra turbulence that comes with it.

When we switched planes in Atlanta they gave us a puddlejumper down to Daytona and I barfed all over K-Fed who was seated in front of me.

by C. Griffin November 8, 2007

Penis Pudding

Created by masturbating or having sex.

"Sperm is just a slang word for Penis Pudding"

by Erection Joe December 10, 2006

Puddle of Fuck

1. A puddle of semen.
2. One who is rather large and acting like an asshole.
3. A piece of shit.

"That guy just cut me off, what a Puddle of Fuck!!!"

by WTFIceman July 26, 2008

pudding butt

A large sloppy ass that resembles the texture of pudding.

Miss Jones got that gigantic pudding butt.

by penis nose April 30, 2008

puddle up

To puddle up is when a person puts a hit of crystal meth into a pipe for smoking. When they heat up the pipe the meth melts and forms into a puddle.

"Hey before we head to the club, I need to puddle up"

by dj shiva August 7, 2007