Pubic hair that sticks straight out. These pubes give the appearance of being scared straight. Scared pubes are usually found on oriental women.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 23, 2019
The long unkempt pubic hair of Japanese people which is mostly straight but has a couple slight kinks in the strands.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to
Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to
Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.
I threw a party last night for my Japanese students and spent a half hour Swiffering J-Pubes out of my downstairs bathroom.
Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.
Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.
Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.
Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.
by EmmaRhoids1 November 01, 2009
Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!
by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018
sprouts (of any kind) added to the top of a meal or dish (usually sandwiches or salads) which resemble, in form, a mound of pubic hair
dude ordering a salad: "hey, why dont you toss my salad with a little of nature's pubes?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"
by scroaty g May 23, 2012
by docwhoomph July 12, 2010
When you are at a party that sucks and u aim to show your displeasure. While in the hosts bathroom you reach into your crotch and tear off a handful of your own pubic hair. Than holding it your hand like you are blowing a kiss you spray the pubes all over their sink, tooth brush, and bar soap. This lets them know the next time you are over they better have some top shelf liquor.
Bob: holy shit. There are red pubic hairs all over my girlfriends toothbrush
Rob: looks like the pube bandit struck again
Rob: looks like the pube bandit struck again
by Pelopallu August 30, 2016
For a man, it means to have the pube hair shaved right above the penis only leaving some on both sides and on the testicles. It should resemble Honest Abe's beard.
For a woman, it means to also shave the pubic hair right on top of the vagina and leave the sides and gooch area untouched.
For a woman, it means to also shave the pubic hair right on top of the vagina and leave the sides and gooch area untouched.
by IamHollywood January 15, 2009