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Pantaphobia

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)
by Lezzy February 22, 2019
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sex panther

a cologne that is featured in Anchorman. Said to be awful smelling and used with real bits of panther. Illegal in 9 nine countries.
Sex panther- 60% the time, it works everytime.
by Pimpin aint ez June 11, 2006
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Pantera

Possibly the closest thing to "gods" as we know it. Dimebag Darrel was unfortunately shot by this crazy man. Their music was just that, MUSIC! It wasn't pre-packaged crap that is run down into the ground by MTV. Those who do not know of Pantera can go shove broken glass into their uretha and colon.
This girl asked me "Who's Pantera? Do they support Animal Liberation like I do?" So I drew my .45 and emptied a few into her cranium.
by Samuel Macon May 15, 2006
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You broke up Pantera!

Something you might say when there is no rational explanation or excuse for someone's bad behaviour. Comes from the statment yelled by a gunman who on December 8, 2004, attacked members of a band named Damageplan and its fans. Two of the members of Damageplan had previously been members of the band Pantera.
Dad: Why didn't you do your chores?
Son: You broke up Pantera!
Dad: !?
by Big Steve December 9, 2004
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Pantera Fan

A person that is a fan of Pantera, no bad attitude,
no fat girlfriend, not trailer trash, just listens to Pantera.......but would probably still kick your ass if you bad-mouthed Pantera.
by Black_Rose_325 February 17, 2008
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plastic pantamime

A location frequented by media monkeys and junket junkies. If one is invited, it is recomended to throw the invites away.
The media monkeys and the junket junkies will invite you to the plastic pantamime; throw their invites away.
by U2yams January 17, 2008
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e-pant

The modern term for pants, slacks, or trousers with an elastic waistband. Typically refers to pants intended to be worn in a professional setting (i.e., not jeans, sweatpants or yoga pants).
Since I'm losing weight, I've transitioned to e-pants, which provide flexibility and comfort while still looking professional.
by happythings July 2, 2014
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