A very serious issue when your butthole itches, and you can't scratch it (because you're in public, on a date, at a party, etc)
You: Matthew, what is wrong? Why are you standing in that corner?
Matthew: Man, I got 'The Problem' real bad!
Matthew: Man, I got 'The Problem' real bad!
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John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.
John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.
Swigert: 'Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'
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by thefullronnie September 27, 2011
Get the No problem mug.When a girl's (usually rich) father doesn't spend any time with her when she's little. This makes the girl long for male attention and turns into a slut.
by WTF1111111111 January 24, 2010
Get the Daddy Problems mug.An Americanized version of the Spanish "no problema" which means "no problem". Pretty much accepted as slang in American society. Appeared in the popular film Terminator 2 and in the television series The Simpsons.
Girlfriend: Hey honey, can you pick up some wheat germ from the store for me?
Boyfriend: Sure, no problemo.
Girlfriend: That's "no problema"!
Boyfriend: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Boyfriend: Sure, no problemo.
Girlfriend: That's "no problema"!
Boyfriend: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
by Spidey and Cheep August 18, 2007
Get the no problemo mug.1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.
2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.
2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.
Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem
Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem
Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????
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Get the The Pee-Noise Problem mug.There are Computer Science graduates who seem like pretty decent programmers when you talk to them. They know theory, they know language features, and they're overall pretty conversant on the topic of programming. Then you see their code, and you discover that they stink on ice.
That's why we have fizzbuzz problems. A fizzbuzz problem is a short computer science test designed to illustrate competency (or incompetency) by giving the test-taker a simple task that should take something like a minute or two to program. These can be used in job applications, or in academic settings to see how well a certain educational program is Really going.
The name comes from an essay about devising problems of this type, where the blogger involved the phrase "fizzbuzz" in the tasks.
That's why we have fizzbuzz problems. A fizzbuzz problem is a short computer science test designed to illustrate competency (or incompetency) by giving the test-taker a simple task that should take something like a minute or two to program. These can be used in job applications, or in academic settings to see how well a certain educational program is Really going.
The name comes from an essay about devising problems of this type, where the blogger involved the phrase "fizzbuzz" in the tasks.
The eponymous fizzbuzz problem: Write a program that prints the numbers from 1 to 100. But for multiples of three print "Fizz" instead of the number and for the multiples of five print "Buzz". For numbers which are multiples of both three and five, print "FizzBuzz".
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