an award given out yearly for being the shittiest employee at barnes and noble WITHOUT getting fired.
"man look at Tim. hes late everyday, comes in high as hell, drinks all the coffee at the bar and sleeps on the reading sofa and hes STILL not been fired. hes a shoo-in for the noble prize this year".
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
Get the noble prizemug. The worst punishment that any living being can endure. Worse than Guantanamo Bay and the death penalty. A circular wheel of prizes that never stops. originates from The Eric Andre Show
by blorgusschlongus January 8, 2021
Get the Wheel of Prizesmug. A small woman who is awsum wow and is a real treasure and privilege to have in your life- quite like a Nobel Prize. She fits into small places and loves to be polished. Only the luckiest of people get to have a Mel Bell Prize in their life.
by Icky Bicky Princess August 2, 2022
Get the Mel Bell Prizemug. The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
by m_piet July 23, 2013
Get the Nobel Pieces Prizemug. An African-American expression & directive meaning, stay focused, or to not get diverted from what you want the most. It was popular through most of the 1980's.
by Onionhead01 July 14, 2024
Get the keep ya eyes on the prizemug. by kc94kc94 July 26, 2007
Get the floor prizemug. A prize given to each person, by each person within failed relationship based upon how long the relationship lasted.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding
Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding
Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.
The Princess & Cowboy did not qualify for a consolation prize because they were unable retain a healthy relationship for more than 2 days.
The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.
The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.
by Ima_cracra March 11, 2019
Get the Consolation Prizemug.