A idiom thought up by a great philosopher which states, “Any object that of any size, shape, or threat level, has most likely been used by person, or people, to fuck, and feel pleasure from.”
Person 1: *staring at cheese grater*
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely
Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before
Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely
Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before
Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul
by Queen Breezy February 10, 2020
Get the Breezy’s Principle of Objectsmug. tom: hey man, lets play the chorus in F sharp man
jason: wtf? that'll sound like your mum dude, no way!
tom: F sharp principle mofo
jason: wtf? that'll sound like your mum dude, no way!
tom: F sharp principle mofo
by bl4gg3r March 19, 2013
Get the F sharp principlemug. high by 12 noon, hammered by 12 am.
To live one's life by this principle or merely a suggestion for the daily activities.
To live one's life by this principle or merely a suggestion for the daily activities.
I live by the H by 12 Principle!..
or..
"hey, why dont we h by 12 tomorrow..it's been a rough week"
also, Hx12
or..
"hey, why dont we h by 12 tomorrow..it's been a rough week"
also, Hx12
by Alexandra Thomas October 30, 2007
Get the H by 12 Principlemug. The property by which any black guy with pigtails or braids looks like Snoop Dogg. By the same token, Snoop Dogg without pigtails or braids just looks like a normal black guy.
Ohh! Look over there! Is that Snoop Doggy Dogg? Nah, Jimmy is rocking the braids again. The DPG Uncertianty Principle holds strong.
by Craig "La Cocina" July 17, 2006
Get the DPG Uncertianty Principlemug. That is that the psychological damage and serious of it varies in relation to personality, culture, historical period ect.
by Deep blue 2012 September 1, 2009
Get the Rape relativity principlemug. First theorized in 2004 by household paper product manufacturer Charmin, the principle states the revelatory discovery that "less is more."
by mixiehat October 2, 2019
Get the Charmin's Principle of Lossmug. The van schwack principal expouses, that it is very common in discourse, that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant then it simply is to say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
by Little Aware Bear May 20, 2022
Get the The Van Schwack Principlemug.