preview

to provide a potential suitor with images of various parts of one's body, usually taken with and emailed by cellphone, in advance of an assignation

Of course he went with her ... she previewed him Tammy's boobs!

by H. H. Buchanan May 5, 2008

prevening

That time in the afternoon where it is still afternoon but starts to feel like evening because you start to think about dinner. I.E. beginning at 4pm. Prevening runs between 4pm and 6pm.

"Well it's now 4pm, time to start thinkin about dinner. It's prevening now."

"It's 6pm, prevening is over, it's now evening."

by repeal1968guncontrolact July 22, 2012

Preversions

Preversions are acts commited by preverts, i.e. people who preempt the actions of perverts by doing to a pervert what a pervert would have done to them.

"So what preversions do we know of Inspector?"

"Well there's the reverse jackson, the funky trap, the shepherd's delight and the razorblade romance."

"Nasty stuff, nasty stuff."

"Yes. Beware of the prevert perverts, beware!"

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

What if movies were previews

"What if movies were previews" is a statement that is said in reaction to another ignorant or pointless statement.

Moron: Dude, the sun is really hot today.

Smart Guy: Man, what if movies were previews.

by Marty and Jordan July 16, 2008

Previously Owned

A euphenism for a used item. May not be a bad thing in the sense of Previously Owned DVD movie, but can be bad in the sense of a Previously Owned computer or automobile where you're buying somebody else's problem..

We have dozens of certified Previously Owned cars on the lot ready for you to drive away today!

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

prevert

A person possessed of a dirty mind who constantly seeks to invent new and more subtle double entenderes rather than using those already in common usage.

"I never thought of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves in that context until Jim hinted at it. What a prevert"

by J M D August 18, 2005

Blowout preventer

Intact condom, currently popular in states on the Gulf of Mexico.

Failure of a blowout preventer can lead to unimaginably unfortunate consequences.

by Marko1950 May 27, 2010