Presump

Presump is short for presumptuous and is used as a less offending word but still retains the same connotation.

"Ohh goodness me, inviting yourself over Maddi? How Presump of you!" Cameron replied with.

by ImNotAHoe May 23, 2018

Presuming

To speak as though something will happen in the future without certainty that it will happen

“I can’t wait to do this with you on this day, every year”
“Are you presuming?”

by Corn1234 June 5, 2018

Presuming

To speak as though something will happen in the future without certainty that it will happen.

“I want to do this with you every year on the day”
“Are you presuming?”

by Corn1234 June 6, 2018

Premium Vanilla

A gal who is probably posh, defiently well dressed/of wealth, shops at Jo Malone, The White Company/Harvey Nix is together all the time, calm and conserved, basically has her shit together always and is goals AF probably lives in a house decorated in 50 shades of grey. An upper class basic these gals could be found roaming the streets of Chelsea. They always shop on lunch breaks

I love Sarah, she’s amazing she’s a premium vanilla gal

by Sophieschoice__ June 12, 2018

Premium Mench

Premium Mench- food of the upmost quality. However, this does not only apply to fine dining. If you find yourself to be high or intoxicated, any food that can satisfy your craving in such a way that you loose the ability to speak can be considered as well.

Guy 1: Hey heard you are going out for Chad's birthday.
Guy 2: Yeah we are gonna get some premium mench.

Guy 1: MMEEEENNCCHH

by Leah Biasi July 1, 2019

premium penis

The supreme standard of penis that must be 1-3 inches long and 20 inches wide, while the tip must have indents and wig to make it look like Chuck Norris. Only then will you be a true owner of a premium penis. If you fit this category call this number [phone] to be a fully fledged premium penis owner.

Chuck Norris' is the ultimate premium penis owner.

by locococobunny225 July 27, 2019

Premium-hoe

A hoe which has a snapchat account attempting to sell nude pictures and videos, usually resulting in a scam.

I was just trying to get action from that premium-hoe, but she blocked me after I sent the money through cashapp.

by TheOGnation August 1, 2019