Guy 1-Do you see that kid driving? That kid shouldn't be out on the road.
Guy 2-He has a mustache.
Guy 1- Don't you have to be 54 or 56 inches tall to drive though? His mother and father just let him drive like that.
Guy 2-He's a precocious kid, let him drive.
Guy 2-He has a mustache.
Guy 1- Don't you have to be 54 or 56 inches tall to drive though? His mother and father just let him drive like that.
Guy 2-He's a precocious kid, let him drive.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
Get the Precocious mug.One of the greatest American distance runners of all times, but also one of the most overrated distance runners of all times. His philosophy of being a front runner and running his hardest in every race sure was inspirational, but was also totally impractical. It is the reason why he never medaled at the Olympics. However, other runners, like Sebastian Coe, Wilson Kipketer, and Hicham El Guerroj are commonly overlooked because of Pre's antics. One of them being grabbing an opposing team's "Stop Pre" shirt, wearing it, and running around the finish line like and idiot saying "Stop Me." Oh yea, on top of never medaling in the Olympics, he died because he had too much to drink and drove right into a bloody boulder. A true American hero.
Person 1: Prefontaine was the greatest runner ever! Ya!
Person 2: No he wasn't he was just endorsed by Nike, he was really just a big idiot who overshadows the TRUE greatest runners of all time.
Person 1: O RLY!? Like who?
Person 2: Sebastian Coe, Roger Bannister, Wilson Kipketer, Hicham El Guerroj, David Wottle, etc. etc. etc.
Person 2: No he wasn't he was just endorsed by Nike, he was really just a big idiot who overshadows the TRUE greatest runners of all time.
Person 1: O RLY!? Like who?
Person 2: Sebastian Coe, Roger Bannister, Wilson Kipketer, Hicham El Guerroj, David Wottle, etc. etc. etc.
by preisnotalegend January 16, 2008
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Soemtimes referred to as "runner runner" in poker. This occurs when you have the other player dominated, and he draws out the turn and the river to beat you.
My pocket Aces were good, until some donkey called me with 74 of spades, and caught a spade on the flop, a spade on the turn, and a spade on the river. Big surprise I got prefontained again.
by FrankieY January 15, 2008
Get the Prefontaine mug.To spend a large amount of time preparing oneself for a night out. This is the initial stage to "peacocking".
Etymology derives from the dominant beauty of a peacock's feathers. One who precocks has generally spent a large amount of time making oneself physically pretty for a night or an event.
Etymology derives from the dominant beauty of a peacock's feathers. One who precocks has generally spent a large amount of time making oneself physically pretty for a night or an event.
I looked better than everyone else last night at the party. I was 'precocking' for hours...I looked good.
by FuzzyDunlop July 6, 2011
Get the Precocking mug.located about 4 " below a womans navel and the mons veneris, usually close shaven or waxed, ( where one would normally expet to see the pubis
She had a 5 o'clok shadow on her prefonatine
by the jammer August 9, 2003
Get the prefontaine mug.one who attempts to succeed in preconstruction and interiors but is mathematically challenged thus resorts to counting by fingers for million dollar contracts, tells bad jokes to distract attention from an aura of stupidity, is incessantly bugged with questions by a tiny hindu Kermit, surrounded by enormously large arses, and ultimately destined to a future of futility.
by Precon Dept. May 17, 2006
Get the Preconteriorer mug.Adjective. An evolved quality of showing thoughtfulness towards someone you care about by anticipating their future needs and proactively providing for those needs. Being merely “considerate” can include holding the door open for a stranger, passing the salt, cleaning up after yourself so the next person can use the table, helping an old lady crossing the street you are also crossing. Being “preconsiderate” can include packing a gift of sunscreen, maps, or an umbrella; setting up a college fund; giving a reservation to a spa, fine dinner, or concert.
Guy: What's wrong? I'm romantic? You don't make any sense.
Girl: You are more of a roommate than a boyfriend. Why can't you be more preconsiderate? I do everything around here, for us.
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Girl: What unusual things did you bring in your backpack?
Guy: Bear repellant, your allergy meds, condoms, satellite phone, and directions to the hot springs.
Girl: That was very preconsiderate, even for you!
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Wife: Why is there plastic sheeting and baby oil in the living room?
Husband: You seemed stressed out, and those are the things we always forget when you call the neighbors over for an orgy.
Wife: Ha! I don't know if you are being preconsiderate or delirious!
Girl: You are more of a roommate than a boyfriend. Why can't you be more preconsiderate? I do everything around here, for us.
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Girl: What unusual things did you bring in your backpack?
Guy: Bear repellant, your allergy meds, condoms, satellite phone, and directions to the hot springs.
Girl: That was very preconsiderate, even for you!
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Wife: Why is there plastic sheeting and baby oil in the living room?
Husband: You seemed stressed out, and those are the things we always forget when you call the neighbors over for an orgy.
Wife: Ha! I don't know if you are being preconsiderate or delirious!
by UGiveUp2 July 24, 2018
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