system of ascending precedents

a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.

Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.

by Kenneth A. Vaughan February 18, 2009

Piecelicker

A person who enjoys using his tongue to lick someones piece. A piece being a ring piece or arse hole. (On encountering more than 5 pieces, the group should be called "Piice-Licker").

Luke Jones was licking Johannes James Ryan Cox's piece, he is a piecelicker.

by Piecelicker September 24, 2009

Perceptisonic Lag

The amount of time, at a live performance by a popular band, between the beginning of a song and the beginning of the wave of applause signifying that the audience has realised which song is being played.

A: Man, the Perceptisonic Lag on that song was huge... Did those idiots not know what they were listening to?
B: They did play it pretty different from the album version...
A: Yeah, I guess so. But I knew what it was.

by unfairrobot December 19, 2012

Piece of Shit

Someone who is the lowest level of human being imaginable.

Greg: Did you hear about Amber Heard?
Me: Yeah, she’s a piece of shit.

by BaxterCash November 13, 2020

sarcasm perceptivity deficiency

Sarcasm perceptivity deficiency is a socially crippling disorder which renders the sufferer oblivious to sarcasm and leads him to treat sarcastic remarks as if they were sincere.

An interaction with one who suffers from sarcasm perceptivity deficiency might go something like this:

Omar: Hey, let's have an in-depth discussion on existentialism and the significance of man!
Katherine: Gee that sounds reallly fun
Omar: Excellent, so Søren Kierkegaard...

by ladybugbunny February 14, 2010

Lego Piece 98989

It looks like a pp, like lego piece 32557 but longer

bob: hey look at lego piece 32557 it looks like a penis haha

mike: yeah but Lego Piece 98989 looks like a longer peepee

by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021

Piecewise

1. A farewell mark or to say good-bye. Created by Penn State University CSE 271 students in Fall of 2006 after a Professor who's accent was so hysterical, overused the word "Piecewise Function"

2. In mathematics, a piecewise-defined function (also called a piecewise function) is a function whose definition is dependent on the value of the independent variable.

Piecewise Rob I gotta take a shit.

by piecewisemonkay July 31, 2009