A bunch of retarded fags who pretend they're emo, search/google for emo bands on the net and download their songs and study their lyrics like mad and tell other people that the lyrics somehow "relate" to them, made up stupid sad sappy stories about their so-called love life (which actually doesn't even exist as they've never even had a bf/gf), they tend to over exaggerate their problems, cut their wrist JUST CAUSE every other emo kid does that, tell everybody; "Oh my god, I think I'm emo, I hate my life, everyone sucks, life is so sad, love sucks! *cuts wrist*"
by angelicscars87 September 16, 2008
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A person who only likes an artist when they begin getting radio play.
A person who only likes an artist when they begin getting radio play.
Jenny was a poser fan of Fall Out Boy because the only song she knew was Thnks Fr Th Mmrs but she claimed to love them anyway.
Many people don't like when their favorite bands become famous because they attract lots of poser fans, who only like them because their songs are played on the radio.
Many people don't like when their favorite bands become famous because they attract lots of poser fans, who only like them because their songs are played on the radio.
by Arabella August 7, 2007
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A photographic pose in which one knee is bent while the other remains hyperextended. The hand opposite the bent knee is placed on the hip, creating an approximate forty degree angle with the arm. The face is then contorted into a "duck face" or painfully fake smile.
This pose is predominately used by females age 16 - 28 of the "basic" variety on social media platforms such as Instagram or Facebook. It can be used singularly but is often utilized for group photos.
This pose is predominately used by females age 16 - 28 of the "basic" variety on social media platforms such as Instagram or Facebook. It can be used singularly but is often utilized for group photos.
Henrietta and three of her friends simultaneously went from standing normally to forming a teapot pose when a camera was pointed in their direction.
by BeanSprout October 7, 2014
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Commonly associated with poser goths and emo kids.
Commonly associated with poser goths and emo kids.
by RaptorineDream November 25, 2005
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-wasnt even born the 60's but thinks it was the good ol' days
-randomly flash peace signs to people
-goes barefoot or wears stinky old birkenstocks
-wears john lennon glasses
-myspace page is covered with bob marley quotes/pictures
-says they shops at thrift stores but dont
-1960's band bumper sticks
-claims to be fans of Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix,The Beatles but only like the radio hits
-trys very hard to have ratty unbrushed hair
-owns 100 pairs of pre-ripped jeans
-Belives weed is the meaning of life
-doesnt know that The word hippie derives from hipster
-posts 20 diffrent pictures on myspace smoking or holding a bong
-wasnt even born the 60's but thinks it was the good ol' days
-randomly flash peace signs to people
-goes barefoot or wears stinky old birkenstocks
-wears john lennon glasses
-myspace page is covered with bob marley quotes/pictures
-says they shops at thrift stores but dont
-1960's band bumper sticks
-claims to be fans of Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix,The Beatles but only like the radio hits
-trys very hard to have ratty unbrushed hair
-owns 100 pairs of pre-ripped jeans
-Belives weed is the meaning of life
-doesnt know that The word hippie derives from hipster
-posts 20 diffrent pictures on myspace smoking or holding a bong
Walter: "Why are you barefoot?"
Matt: "beacuse shoes were created by the man, the man is trying to take over our minds by controling our footwear, man!!"
*walks away stinking of weed and BO*
Walter "that dude is such a poser hippie"
Matt: "beacuse shoes were created by the man, the man is trying to take over our minds by controling our footwear, man!!"
*walks away stinking of weed and BO*
Walter "that dude is such a poser hippie"
by Traeh789 July 2, 2008
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Guy read the ad in the back of Rolling Stone, or saw the commercial on daytime TV since he is realistically unemployed about "working with the stars of tomorrow, today."
Since "graduating" from the recording vocational "school" (that has no selection criteria), when he goes out and people ask what he does, he says "I'm in the music industry/sound engineer/music producer/in a band." He'll name drop artists you've heard of, but you'll never read his name credited on any of their albums.
Realistically, he is unemployed, but has a 'hobby' of making one or two albums for others with day jobs every year.
He is flat broke, and will make up fake albums that he has deadlines to meet as an excuse why he can't afford to spend $10 on Friday night.
This guy, is a music industry poser.
Since "graduating" from the recording vocational "school" (that has no selection criteria), when he goes out and people ask what he does, he says "I'm in the music industry/sound engineer/music producer/in a band." He'll name drop artists you've heard of, but you'll never read his name credited on any of their albums.
Realistically, he is unemployed, but has a 'hobby' of making one or two albums for others with day jobs every year.
He is flat broke, and will make up fake albums that he has deadlines to meet as an excuse why he can't afford to spend $10 on Friday night.
This guy, is a music industry poser.
by Hobby shot caller December 1, 2010
Get the Music Industry Poser mug.Someone who tell people they play video games just for attention. Each gender has one reason why to do this:
Male: To look cool and fit in with the crowd.
Female: To show off that they're a girl gamer so boys will like them more.
Male: To look cool and fit in with the crowd.
Female: To show off that they're a girl gamer so boys will like them more.
You: Hey dude, I got a chopper gunner in COD yesterday!
Friend: Awesome man, I wanna be in your party someday.
Girl: Hey, you guys play COD? I like using the pistols.
Friend: *Whispers* What a game poser.
You: IKR?
Friend: Awesome man, I wanna be in your party someday.
Girl: Hey, you guys play COD? I like using the pistols.
Friend: *Whispers* What a game poser.
You: IKR?
by EightEqualsO October 19, 2010
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