Porched

To be white girl wasted, to be extremely drunk, and in your feelings.

Damn amber got so porched last night she doesn't remember anything

by Porched April 1, 2017

Porched

If a person has acted in a appalling/unforgivable manner, the offended party will leave all their belongs on the porch of the house they are currently residing in and locked out...forever.

Also could be used as an idle threat, but should not be taken lightly.

I cant believe she acted that way, right shes getting porched!

I cant believe I got porched!

Dont make me angry, you may get porched!!!

by Charles Whitmore October 29, 2010

Nick Porche

Sad excuse for a human being.

Nobody wants to be Nick Porche.

by singingbanana May 2, 2011

Porchedick

A person whom owns a sweet ride and is very abrasive and thinks they are superior

That man with the sweet ride is such a porchedick

by Matt silver April 2, 2015

Porkchesting

1. When you titty fuck a fat girl

"Did you see uncle Frank's new girl? I wouldn't mind porkchesting those ham steaks."

by Roni Rigado January 3, 2017

Porsched

The sexual reaction one might have upon sight of a Porsche.

When i saw it drive by i was totally Porsched

by Jeff March 14, 2004

Porsched

To violently pass somebody in traffic, narrowly missing the opposing automobile, as if you were driving a new model Porsche.

This asshole was driving 20 mph, so I Porsched him.

by C Balls October 10, 2005