Porch-lag 

a phenomenon occurring when people with planned destinations stand around talking (possibly on a porch) instead of leaving

Having spent the day together, the group realized it was about time to leave. However, instead of immediately heading to their cars, they experienced about 10 minutes of porch-lag.

Porch-lag by C.Hefner March 11, 2010

porch fever 

When you can't wait to get inside before you 'get inside'!!

We had had a great night and there she was stroking my cock and gettin it ready. I couldn't wait - my cock was tenting my pants! Folks weren't home, I had porch fever so fucked her on the front door step.

porch fever by Jenkisani February 27, 2011

Porch Check

Any type of money earned from the front porch.

unemploymentsocial securityalimonychild support annuitygovernment checkporch check

Porch Check by Cecil Dylan July 12, 2011

Porch Dick 

An unemployed angry man/women who sits on there porch and continuously yells at people walking by.

"Mommy who is that man all by himself on the porch?" "Honey that is just a porch dick, don't make eye contact."

Porch Dick by BobSwaggins420 March 15, 2015

Porch philosophy 

Philosophical ideas or explanations that you make off the fly without any research (usually while impaired), as in when your drinking on the porch.

PERSON 1: I think having a dog makes you a better person because it makes you more pure, like a dog."
PERSON 2: "that's just porch philosophy!"

Porch philosophy by RoualWe91 May 28, 2015

Porch Monkey 

A porch monkey is a black guy, I mean a monkey that hides under your porch and waits for you to get home so he can take the drug money you owe him.

"I lost all my money to a porch monkey"

"Oh my goodness thats terrible!"

Porch Monkey by Unknown '_' March 22, 2016

porch whore 

It's the type of whore that's fully committed to the whore lifestyle, yet can not reap the benefits of being a full blown whore because this whore is not a go-getter. They sell themselves from the porch because they are afraid of risk or anything or they just don't see that they miss out because they're comfortable from the porch. Porch whore needs to ask themwhoreself: " Is it worth being a full blown whore if I don't reap the full whore benefits?"

Patrick: "Look! It's a whore! Do you think I will get laid?"
George: " idk, man. The chances are fifty-fifty, because it's a porch whore ."
Patrick: " That whole should take the bull by the whorns."

porch whore by Bitchmonger May 5, 2016