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popersnouger 

A machine used to pop balloons and other things.
I used a popersnouger to pop my friends inflatable pool.
popersnouger by TastyHumor June 19, 2023

Condom popper 

Refers to a specific type of crazy, clingy girlfriend. A female so obsessed with the idea of having herself a sweet hubby and at least one adorable child and insecure in herself, will go out of her way to get pregnant and wrangle her boyfriend into a longterm relationship/marriage . If the guy is worth anything, his morals will force him into staying in order to raise his child.
Means of getting pregnant usually involve popping holes in condoms and/or lying about birth control methods and usage.
Common problems condom poppers face:
The guy wants nothing to do with having a family or raising the child
She has slept with many guys but is obsessed with one in particular. This often leads to questionable parenthood.
Her mental instability will cause irrational actions. Besides being controlling and emotionally abusive to her baby daddy, she may manipulate those around her into believing her the innocent, smart one of the relationship, the male as stupid and uncaring and may eventually call the cops on him for no good real reason. More often than not, she expects to be easily forgiven due to her baring his bastard offspring.
Many of these factors leads the male leaving and the condom popper becoming a single mom.
Jeanie is a total condom popper. That crazy bitch got pregnant when Roy was thinking of leaving her sorry ass. Now he's miserably raising a child with her even after she called the cops on him for saying she shouldn't leave the baby in a locked car in the middle of July.
Condom popper by skeezemcgee June 6, 2015

Baby Popper 

Same thing as a baby cannon may be used in english slang someone who has too many kids in a short amount of time.
Mia: Did you hear that Brenda is having another baby!
Chloe: Didnt she just give birth to one four months ago?

Mia: Yea she is a real baby popper opens her legs then POP! another baby flies out.
Baby Popper by A Good Bean June 10, 2018

The Brian Peppers Experience 

Noun. This term is used for any incidence of molestation or rape, usually dealing with small boys. It's a phrase that can be used in any everyday conversation, as long as you are under the age of 8.

Brian Peppers is feared around the world, it's no wonder there's a term named after him.
"Mom, I had "The Brian Peppers Experience" today, he said he didn't want you to know I've been playing video games at his house all week. He made me a cool drink, and that's all I remember!"

jalapeno hot popper 

When you cook with jalapenos and forget to wash your hands then have sexy time with yourself. IE. Male or female
God last night i gave myself a jalapeno hot popper. Im still hurting.
jalapeno hot popper by Bleezerd7x January 30, 2015

Red Hot Chili Peppers 

A funk rock band, currently made up of singer Anthony Kiedis, Flea (born Michael Balzary), John Frusciante and Chad Smith. They have gone through various line-up changes, but mainly based around Kiedis and Flea.
Flea is one of the best bassists in history, with frequent use of slap bass technique.
Hillel Slovak was arguably their best guitarist, but died tragically from a heroin overdose.
They have released 8 albums to date. Their first four albums are the better but unfortunately lesser known material.

An interesting fact about Anthony Kiedis is that he is of Lithuanian and Apache Indian descent.
Red Hot Chili Peppers by TimFS October 31, 2004