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Hairy Pooter

Another word for a vagina, but used in sentences about Harry Potter.
GUY 1: I wanted to talk about Harry Potter, not your Hairy Pooter
by Papasmurf2 May 31, 2020
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tammy pooter

her nickname is grizzly chicken for the reason that she is short and loud tammy pooter is another nickname
by Tammy pooter hater August 26, 2022
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Pooterstick

A long tube with a bubble at the end. Typically used to smoke Meth out of. Slang term used mostly by freebaser in the north western area of the united states.
I got some sick shards of meth to freebase and want to know if you got a pooterstick.
by Wee Perras May 17, 2009
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pooterhead

Mike is such a pooterhead! He was banging on my door at 6 o'clock this morning.
by Krazy K November 30, 2002
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Pooter Cooter

Female genitalia which exudes a smelly odor.

Also can be described as winther-esque
by noreply9 September 26, 2011
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diddling my pooter

thinking of john's penis made me start to diddling my pooter
by POPinMY eye February 11, 2008
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poozer

POOZER (n): someone who dresses cliche, acts sleazy, and acts like a total tool.
POOZER (adj): cliche, cheesy, annoying, of the d-bag descent.
POOZIN' (v) acting like a total poozer.
MALE poozers can be seen sporting (but is not limited to) the following things: Ecko, Famous, Timberland, or Tapout brand clothing; button up shirts with flames/dragons on them; Myspace/Facebook pictures containing them with no shirt on, flexing as if they are about to poop their pants; tattoos containing their name, Chinese/tribal symbols, dragons, or the Famous logo; typically text/type "LyK3 DysS 2 ImPrezS tha L@d!ez"; they're myspace is pimped out with lil' wayne quotes & music; have an uncanny ability to try to talk you into "S3nDyn dEm Sum pixx".

FEMALE poozers can be spotted taking part in the following things: the kissy lip/peace sign combo in Facebook/Myspace pictures; a ridiculous amount of cheetah/zebra print clothes; text/type "LyK3 Dys"; use the term "lol" after every other word; cell phone signatures consist of things like "#1 DiVa 4 Lyf3", "Betta 0fF wiTouT hym", etc.; take pictures of themselves drinking alcohol; use the classic "roll shorts more times than i need to, to make my butt look bigger" method of attracting other poozers; wear Aeropostale polos/jeans with butterflies imprinted on them; set their myspace name as their first name, then a dramatic noun after it. ex-SAMMY SUICIDE, or DIANNE DISASTER; load up their arms with hemp bracelets to make themselves a "hippie"; can be seen sporting a large amount of peace sign jewelry; have tattoos containing: butterflies/zebra hearts/etc.; take pictures making out with their boyfriends.
by mollyfreakinggray April 13, 2010
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