Also know as Doing the Dog. To be a lazy no good worthless piece of shit. Or in some cases, to actually have sex with a dog.
by PeeBee February 12, 2004
to screw up
by screwedthepooch October 05, 2013
by B-rad is rad December 22, 2012
A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.
Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.
Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
by BadAtty September 10, 2022
The pubic hair surrounding the cushion top of a woman's vagina resembling a man's mutton chops on their face
by Peanut#1 December 20, 2015
When the hair on the back of a dog's neck drapes down over its collar in a stylish, perfectly-coiffed 10-90.
by TrE999999999 April 10, 2011
A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.
When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.
by illogiks December 13, 2007