You take a girl and stick an egg up her vagina. You then have sex with her untill the egg breaks. have her orgasm the egg out into a pan. Then fry it and eat it.
by Kisha Krusader June 18, 2009
Get the Polonesian Pancake mug.When picking your nose, you pick the left nostril, then you pick the right nostril (with the same finger), transferring a booger from one nostril to the other.
When picking my nose, I was Cross Pollinating and accidentally put a booger in my other nostril.
Through Cross Pollination I accidentally put a booger from my left nostril into my right nostril.
Through Cross Pollination I accidentally put a booger from my left nostril into my right nostril.
by Mike Toshler April 21, 2015
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What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.
Waiter: What would you like to order?
Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...
Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.
Waiter: Should be out in 5.
Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!
Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)
Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...
Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.
Waiter: Should be out in 5.
Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!
Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)
by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016
Get the Pollen jockey mug.A very specific process within which one has a large (girth of 30-35cm) commercially available dildo is - for the lack of a better term - forced into another's rectum by one of their friends, the friend has to be a 2nd cousin. Once the dildo is fully inundated in the anus, an unofficial hemorrhoidectomy is performed without anesthesia, and the popped hemorrhoids are ground down are snorted by the target.
Guy 1 says, 'I want something new, sex sucks!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them, and then rip the dildo out dogs!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them, and then rip the dildo out dogs!'
by Moisturawd March 8, 2021
Get the Polmonitification mug.Pollo-pescetarian (AKA pesco-pollotarian, pollo-pesco-vegetarian, demi-vegetarian) is an obscure way to refer to redmeat (all mammal meat) abstinence.
“Pollo” is Italian for “chicken” (“pollame” is poultry so “polla” would be precise). “Pescetarian” is borrowed from the term describing incorporating seafood into an otherwise vegetarian diet (modern term but centuries-old practice).
Due to seafood being a separate food group than meat in culinary & health contexts pescetarians were often conflated with vegetarians before their own term existed. Whether seafood is usually counted as a meat in general-context varies w/ region, age, culture & religion.
Labeling oneself a pollo-pescetarian may be met with scrutiny & negativity. This can be because:
•The word is unknown and long-winded
•It’s less simple than saying “No red meat”
•Respecting red meat abstinence only as a “transitional step” not as its own end goal
•Accepting a new label often entails a degree of perceived difficulty &/or novelty (also why people who identify as flexitarian get mocked). Limiting red meat is common, chicken is the #1 meat in America & eaten daily and is always available
•Vegetarians may resent the label if they interpret it as an attempt to be perceived as similar to them. The public may resent it if they judge it as an attempt to distance oneself from other meat-eaters to feel special
“Pollo” is Italian for “chicken” (“pollame” is poultry so “polla” would be precise). “Pescetarian” is borrowed from the term describing incorporating seafood into an otherwise vegetarian diet (modern term but centuries-old practice).
Due to seafood being a separate food group than meat in culinary & health contexts pescetarians were often conflated with vegetarians before their own term existed. Whether seafood is usually counted as a meat in general-context varies w/ region, age, culture & religion.
Labeling oneself a pollo-pescetarian may be met with scrutiny & negativity. This can be because:
•The word is unknown and long-winded
•It’s less simple than saying “No red meat”
•Respecting red meat abstinence only as a “transitional step” not as its own end goal
•Accepting a new label often entails a degree of perceived difficulty &/or novelty (also why people who identify as flexitarian get mocked). Limiting red meat is common, chicken is the #1 meat in America & eaten daily and is always available
•Vegetarians may resent the label if they interpret it as an attempt to be perceived as similar to them. The public may resent it if they judge it as an attempt to distance oneself from other meat-eaters to feel special
Frank: “I won’t eat pork or beef but I do eat chicken, turkey, fish and shrimps very often — some people call it being a pollo-pescetarian”
Alexis: “Who exactly? Who has ever called it that?”
Frank: “I saw it online okay? Leave me alone. I can call myself what i want”.
Alexis: “Who exactly? Who has ever called it that?”
Frank: “I saw it online okay? Leave me alone. I can call myself what i want”.
by IbreathAir October 28, 2022
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The level of fucktardation of the general population; or, a random, representative sample
The level of fucktardation of the general population; or, a random, representative sample
by bhalrog April 9, 2010
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