pouse

an alternative word substituted for "pussy"; so as to make girls think that you are not actually a jerk

yo, that girl's boyfriend is such a pouse.

by Ed Grimes April 3, 2007

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pooush

Pronouced poo shhhh After man ejaculates into an anus and his penis becomes flacid, he keeps his flacid penis in the anus until the natural muscle contractions expell the penis from the anus. Taken from the words push and poop, as the penis is expelled in a pooping action.

After anal sex, she pooushed me out. Yes siree, she gave me the pooush.

by Buck Wallace n Darth Invader November 19, 2013

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Ponus

A male ponytail

The man had to remember his long ponus every time he took a shit.

by estebonus January 3, 2017

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dickus picus

Noun, Latin root dik-uhs pik-uhs: An archaic form of sending a "dick pic" before the existence of modern digital media, used almost exclusively by royalty and the very wealthy. Origins: The subject had to pose nude for long enough time so that the artist could paint the phallus, and then a messenger (often on horseback, for timeliness) would deliver the explicit painting to the consignee (often a mistress).

Use: "Sendeth to me thine dickus picus". Plural: Dicki pici dik-I pik-I

by Slomoxo August 21, 2015

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