Polting

The act of jacking off a chicken while eating chicken nuggets

Picked up a job down at a farm, and caught the farmer Dan polting the chickens.

by FloridaMan9937 November 24, 2023

Plating

Spinning at such incredible speeds that you are able to mold the tip of the penis into the shape of a plate.

My plating session went so well last night!

by iimcrimson February 26, 2024

Plating dick

To be disheveled, dirty, scattered, broke down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweatpants and broken ass slides. Dude’’s Plating dick, I hope he’s ok.

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

Plating dick

To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

Plotting

Has / Have been planning on having sexual relations with a person for a period of time.

“ I think Daniel has been plotting on you!”

by iheartchickenwings.0rg April 3, 2024

Plotting world domination

(Usually preceded by calling them an npc and claiming "bro thinks..." or" bro's...")

1) A goofy, mocking way of describing someone who's lost deeply in thought.

2) A way of mocking someone who's really mad but is "fighting demons" in their head

1)

person 1: look at this npc, he's staring into space.
person 2: Bro thinks he's plotting world domination.

2)
person 1: whys this npc so mad?
person 2: i know right, bro's plotting world domination.

by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024

Plotting

When you like someone, and is secretly plotting to get with them or around them, basically being delusional but also trying to shoot your shot

Girl: he is super cute. I'm definitely plotting on getting with him.

Other girl: oh the new kid? Definitely.

by sypthany smith June 28, 2024