PLOUD

A ploud moment is when someone does something cringe / wants to die / is gay.

-Bro I support lgbt and want to die
-Ploud moment

by Arctic shampon December 19, 2021

plod

a type of breakbeat in which the kick drum is played on beats 1 and 3 of a measure, emulating a walking or "plodding" sound

"Vandal-Captain Magic" is a plod breakbeat tune

by t.swift April 24, 2009

Plod

A person who seems to potter around from one thing to another, especially when in a hurry. Very slow and without conviction.

Oscar: "Gemma! We have to go or we'll be late!

Gemma: "Derp!"

Oscar: "Are you plodding around again?!"

by OllieMoe May 5, 2011

pleadership

A leader that can't seem to make a decision until he asks everyone's opinion.

Obama exhibited great pleadership in his Syrian speech

by deathcache September 23, 2013

trod plodging

The act of engaging in anal sex with an overweight person.
verb: trod plodger
adjective: trodding plodge

I'm going to Jenny Craig meetings to do some trod plodging.

by Aidinigan February 22, 2011

I plead the 5th

My friend is high and can't answer with a simple yes or no.

Sam: "Have you masturbated?"
Friend: "I plead the 5th."

by Manasama October 13, 2014

Ploddle

To do something in a casual way. e.g. Walk

Im going to just ploddle down the shops

by Skivey March 28, 2009