Plaxicate

To embarrassingly harm oneself by executing poor judgment.

Person A: "I was supposed to give a presentation this morning in front of the board members, but I set my alarm for PM instead of AM."

Person B: "You went and plaxicated yourself, son!"

by Sandrob December 9, 2008

Prexit

Also known as "pulling out" before ejaculating to avoid pregnancy (oftentimes ineffectively).

Jeff tried to pull the old prexit move with Molly, but ended up with the stay and pray instead when his timing was off.

by Rizznitz June 25, 2016

plexed

To be perplexed, To be confused

"Man...I'm totaly plexed."

by Mike Slavko January 18, 2004

pum-pum-plex

one what likes to suck the pussy

brownie is a dirty pum-pum-plex

by hardcore pimp September 4, 2007

pleiades

A cluster star system in our milky way galaxy, also known as the seven sisters, it is the nearest of all star clusters and visible to the naked eye.It is in the Taurus constellation. Recently it has been getting great media attention through loons and nutjobs that beleive aliens from this system are visiting and abducting them. And through several books in Print by loons.

"That alien was from pleiades, he abducted me and put a probe up my anus" said by loon.

by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008

Pizza Plebiano

Noun: Cheese on toast.
Pizza for plebeians, plebs but made to sound Italian.
Cheese on toast is not to be called welsh rarebit. That is different.

Pest: Sniff, sniff. Mmmm! You're cooking pizza. Can I scrounge a slice?
Cook: Unfortunately this is the kind of pizza that you can't eat.
Pest: What! I eat every kind of pizza.
Cook: But I'm making Pizza Plebiano.
Pest: Sounds gorgeous!
Cook: You can't eat it because there is only enough for me. Go away.

by John McCririck's Unlucky Laundress October 20, 2005

plenish

To fill for the first time.

Once I plenish my new canteen, it will be ready for use.

by Joshua Kaden November 3, 2003