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Plank

There are three types of planks:

A plank of wood
Jonny 2x4's best buddy (From Ed, Edd and Eddy)
or a realy dumb fuck

Choose wisely
Where's my bloody plank?
Don't say anything plank!
What a complete and utter plank!
by Diccyc April 2, 2005
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plank owner

plank owner
Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship.

Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
by Davy Jones September 26, 2005
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poone plankton

"smells like you gots some poone plankton"
by anna jackson July 21, 2006
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Planking

The stupidest fucking act ever where you lay on your stomach with your hands at your sides and stretch your fingers and feet downward and then post a picture of it on facebook. Many people choose to do this across a building, car roof, the ground, on another person, or on an animal.
Dude, I'm not the only one that hates planking, Ray William Johnson does too!
by PLANKING~IS~STUPID July 25, 2011
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Plance

to play around while dancing, not exactly showing one's true dancing skills. Usually to music that has well defined beats. Play + Dance = Plance.
Boy: Hey, do you wanna plance with me?
Girl: Haha, sure.
by Damnyouarecool July 4, 2006
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Planked Out

When someone is on Planks or Xanax Bars
by LiLKiD 11 January 15, 2009
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Planchon

Adj ; To be fat, obese, flabby, annoying. Also to be very addicted to diet coke.
Man, that teacher seems so planchon. I hope I never have her.

Boy, she drinks alot of coke. She must be so planchon. I bet Diet Coke makes up 50% of her bodily fluids.
by captaincrank24 June 22, 2009
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